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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 07:40:15 PM »
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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 07:47:27 PM »
I don't see what is funny about that. That had to be painfull. I've scraped the asphalt myself and didn't think it funny. Hope she didn't get hurt too bad.

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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 07:55:20 PM »
Sorry Mark. It was funny that he had to show off and look what happen.  But really, i feel for her, i just hope she didn't get scraped to bad.
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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 08:06:58 PM »
That hurts just watching it.

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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2009, 08:09:00 PM »
Sorry Mark. It was funny that he had to show off and look what happen.  But really, i feel for her, i just hope she didn't get scraped to bad.
Oh, she got hurt bad all right.  At the very least scarred for life.  Ladies, do not go screwing around on you idiot boyfriend's crotch rocket wearing a tanktop...

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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 08:16:47 PM »
Oh, she got hurt bad all right.  At the very least scarred for life.  Ladies, do not go screwing around on you idiot boyfriend's crotch rocket wearing a tanktop...

Yup, broken wrists or ribs probably. Not to mention the road-rash. Her skin will never look the same again.

On a guy, scars aren't a problem as much. I like my scars. Scars on girls does not look nice and I'm sure that 99% of them would agree with that.

That guy is a fool for putting his girlfriend at risk like that. I'd have to seriously consider even taking my girlfriend on a bike, let alone hot-dogging like that.

She is an idiot for going on a bike without a jacket but he is a bigger idiot for going along with it.

If I took her on a bike it'd be a proper bike too, not some Japanese rubbish. We'd be out for a cruise on chopper of some sort. That's how you ride.
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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2009, 08:19:51 PM »
Hey, she dose have a Hamnet on so that to good part. 
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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2009, 10:04:27 PM »
That's just bad.  If you're gonna show off at LEAST tell her to "hold on tight."  Hope she turns out okay after that.
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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2009, 10:12:02 PM »
Mark, you're such a truly nice guy. :)
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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2009, 08:47:04 AM »
Yup, broken wrists or ribs probably. Not to mention the road-rash. Her skin will never look the same again.

On a guy, scars aren't a problem as much. I like my scars. Scars on girls does not look nice and I'm sure that 99% of them would agree with that.

That guy is a fool for putting his girlfriend at risk like that. I'd have to seriously consider even taking my girlfriend on a bike, let alone hot-dogging like that.

She is an idiot for going on a bike without a jacket but he is a bigger idiot for going along with it.

If I took her on a bike it'd be a proper bike too, not some Japanese rubbish. We'd be out for a cruise on chopper of some sort. That's how you ride.


I agree, she's one hurting unit after that spill. Bet she never rides again. I'd take her on my Harley, at least I have a tall sissy bar.

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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2009, 08:56:30 AM »
At least she was smart enough to wear a helmet! :eek:

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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2009, 08:59:56 AM »
I don't see what is funny about that. That had to be painfull. I've scraped the asphalt myself and didn't think it funny. Hope she didn't get hurt too bad.

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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2009, 09:02:26 AM »
A girl from where I grew up had a friend who liked to show off.  He popped a wheelie in traffic on the interstate and she ended up being ground to an unrecognizable pulp underneath an 18 wheeler.

I think he's still in jail.
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Re: How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2009, 09:38:02 AM »
too bad she wasnt smart enough not to get on with him in the first place. truly a darwin award recipient!  :aok