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Offline Motherland

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Re: Worst food
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2009, 08:27:06 PM »
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Re: Worst food
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2009, 09:43:26 PM »
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Two sausage and pepperoni pizzas (serving as the buns), a 5-pound hamburger patty, two pounds of bacon, and two pounds cheese.

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Re: Worst food
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2009, 11:22:22 PM »
Worst foods? I give you, the grapefruit: (Image removed from quote.)
It's evil, disgusting, the only reason it was ever invented was to give something to which to compare the size of a tumor...after we got the softball, the grapefruit should have been discontinued. The other morning I drank what I THOUGHT was lemonade...turns out, it was GRAPEFRUIT....my life flashed before my eyes....had I just brushed ny teeth, I probablay wouldn't be speaking to you now

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Re: Worst food
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2009, 01:22:01 AM »
Haggis would have to be near the top.   
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Re: Worst food
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2009, 01:29:39 AM »
Worst foods? I give you, the grapefruit: (Image removed from quote.)
It's evil, disgusting, the only reason it was ever invented was to give something to which to compare the size of a tumor...after we got the softball, the grapefruit should have been discontinued. The other morning I drank what I THOUGHT was lemonade...turns out, it was GRAPEFRUIT....my life flashed before my eyes....had I just brushed ny teeth, I probablay wouldn't be speaking to you now


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Re: Worst food
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Re: Worst food
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2009, 02:06:22 AM »
I've seen that website a few times, but this is the first time I noticed "Anyone over 350 pounds eats for FREE... all day - every day unlimited!!"

This has got to be one of the best burger joints ever. I'm going the next time I'm in Phoenix, but thankfully I'll be paying full prices.

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Re: Worst food
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2009, 12:53:51 PM »
does one of those young ladies serve me my burger bite by bite by hand ?
If so im emigrating :)
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Re: Worst food
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2009, 12:59:20 PM »
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Re: Worst food
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2009, 01:04:51 PM »
mmm... only 86 pounds to go...  :aok
Methinks Lusche is hoping to "bulk up" so he can be Godzilla's stunt double.
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Re: Worst food
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2009, 01:21:06 PM »
Why are Americans getting fat? Easy. Lazy, inactive, lethargic slugs will gain weight no matter what they eat.

Americans spend entirely too much time in front of the TV, at the "movies", at the "ball game", and in front of the computer. Even kids do it, in fact, these days kids are the worst offenders.

Americans do not play ball, they do not hike, they do not hunt, they do not fish, Hell, unless there's food or a game to be watched, they don't even go outside. They work desk jobs, or at work least inside, "protected" from weather and the elements. Too many machines and such have taken the place of physical labor and physical activity.

Exercise and hard work are your friends, not things to be avoided at all costs.
All true, but I think at the core it's much simpler. We've been conditioned to see all creature comforts as representative of success in life (IMO this thinking really started in the post-war years). Not having to do something, be it walking to the Post Office or simply cooking a meal, makes me better than the guy who has to. And modern life is all about keeping ahead of the Jone's. Of course over time we cease to see these conveniences as perks. Instead they become the norm, and eventually entitlements.
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Re: Worst food
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2009, 08:09:31 PM »
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php


Several items that could compete for "worst food"  and this guy eats them and comically describes the experience.

Great stuff there, it makes me laugh every time.

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Re: Worst food
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2009, 10:20:57 AM »
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Two sausage and pepperoni pizzas (serving as the buns), a 5-pound hamburger patty, two pounds of bacon, and two pounds cheese.

nice knowing ya.

Ohhhh (drool) gimme, gimme, gimme...where is this culinary genius located??   :rofl
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Re: Worst food
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2009, 12:33:56 PM »
Why are Americans getting fat? Easy. Lazy, inactive, lethargic slugs will gain weight no matter what they eat.

Americans spend entirely too much time in front of the TV, at the "movies", at the "ball game", and in front of the computer. Even kids do it, in fact, these days kids are the worst offenders.

Americans do not play ball, they do not hike, they do not hunt, they do not fish, Hell, unless there's food or a game to be watched, they don't even go outside. They work desk jobs, or at work least inside, "protected" from weather and the elements. Too many machines and such have taken the place of physical labor and physical activity.

Exercise and hard work are your friends, not things to be avoided at all costs.

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Re: Worst food
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2009, 01:47:37 PM »
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php


Several items that could compete for "worst food"  and this guy eats them and comically describes the experience.

Great stuff there, it makes me laugh every time.




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