There was an elderly man that fell off one of the cliffs at the Torrey Pines Golf Course in San Diego. He had one of those self-moving golf bags, the kind were you wore an IR belt and when on would move the bag as you walked. The key to this is that you have to turn off the IR switch to approach your bag to get a club, otherwise it would keep moving as you approached it. Anyway, the old man approaches his bag and it moves away from him, so he approaches it again and it again moves away from him. Undaunted, the old man rushes the bag, only to have the bag move away again with the old man chasing it in hot pursuit over the cliff. Lucky for the old guy, he landed on a shelf about 15 feet down, though his bag was not as lucky, hitting the beach, scattering his clubs all over which were then promptly stolen before they could be recovered.
Technology has a wicked sense of humor.
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