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Offline druski85

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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2009, 07:31:44 AM »
Quote from: FiLtH on March 28, 2009, 12:18:10 AM
I bet Billy Mayes is behind this.

Stodd step forth and defend poor sir Billy from this blasphemous talk.

Also, ROX wins for best comment yet.  All in all still a good thread so far :)
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Offline Denholm

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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2009, 08:03:07 AM »
Quote from: Tec on March 28, 2009, 02:03:38 AM
Whoever does that sweetheart bags makeup for the infomercials is a magician.
Either that or a photoshop. Yes, they can do it to films too.
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2009, 08:15:03 AM »
Girlie used to be pretty though - sad.
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2009, 08:30:37 AM »
 :rofl  Who kisses a hooker?, doesn't he know where her mouth has been.... 
That's probably why he says "its from germany so you know its got to be good" them German girls are some of the most raunchy and wild ones out there.. :rofl
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2009, 02:03:38 PM »
Ouch.  Look at the bite marks on her lips.  That's sad.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2009, 03:42:11 PM »
Quote from: Dadsguns on March 30, 2009, 08:30:37 AM
:rofl  Who kisses a hooker?

That is what I was thinking.  There is no telling where that mouth has been.   :rofl :rofl
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2009, 05:13:53 PM »
He should have used a Sham-wow to wipe down the crime scene.  It picks up 70% of all finger prints on the first pass!
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2009, 08:45:36 PM »
Quote from: Dadsguns on March 30, 2009, 08:30:37 AM
:rofl  Who kisses a hooker?, doesn't he know where her mouth has been....

Hes lucky it was his tongue in her mouth. If it had been..........something else.

OUCH!!!!!!!!
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Offline stodd

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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2009, 09:11:53 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl "you will love my nuts"  Vince got what was coming to him....lets see a shamwow fix that. Does he spend all his money on makeup?!?!? Mabey Billy mays paid her? :D

Someone check on Murdr plz. :D



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Offline Wingnutt

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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2009, 10:57:23 PM »
shamwow Vince gave the hooker the slapchop?

he looks old and haggard, like a meth addict.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2009, 06:47:08 AM »
Didnt anyone ever tell him that with fame you can get all the free tail you want?
Hell, with fame even the ugliest can get hot women.

WTF he need a hooker for?

And you can tell that even on a good day that woman is a bow wow to the tenth power

I like the way way prosecutors decided not to pursue formal charges against either of them.
Guess they figured that in each case. Justice was already served.
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Offline Dadsguns

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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2009, 05:12:16 PM »
Quote from: Tango on March 30, 2009, 08:45:36 PM
Hes lucky it was his tongue in her mouth. If it had been..........something else.

OUCH!!!!!!!!

 :rofl No kidding, ouch....
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2009, 05:18:41 PM »
Meth is a hell of a drug.  Redneck crack.
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