Had me some fun <sarcasum> last night in LWO Baltic. Landed a 3 kill F6f sortie and checked the map only to see yet another Bish NOE mission pop on dar at A22. Quickly I selected a Lgay seven (hate that thing...makes me feel skilless and ashamed) with every intention to goon hunt. Needless to say the field was swamped with ho'ing nikies, tiff's and 110's by the time I had selected and rolled. I was promptly shot down within 3 seconds of wheels up by 1 of 4 cons. Nothing new there and it was pointless upping again to be some hoardlings perk point. So I immediately up that lgay (shiver) from A23 calling the alert for goon killers to follow. Anyway about 1/2 way back to 22 it turns pink (Bish field colour). I was a bit peeved but the dar bar soon dissipated as I entered the dar circle. On my arrival there were 2 110's near the town. 1 turned about heading for the ack but the other made an attempt to fighter before he was dumped in the tower. With clear skies I set about de-acking the town but picked up a pilot wound from the second to last ack remaining. By then 3 guys had upper to sort me out so I went to the field so's they didn't see what I'd just done. I made an abortive pass on a 110 as I blacked out. Then made an attempt at an ammo bunker as I came to. The field ack got me.
In tower I check the map before selecting the goon but eeek another Bish NOE pops on dar at 23...the very field I'm at. This time I get to roll and head for the lickliest place the goon would come from. Dodging a couple of ho passes I spots a goon near the NW side of hills by town but bamm my vert stab takes a left so I bails. Here's the shamefull confession. I opens the chute and I lands right by the town. I have
NEVER done this before. I consider it lowly and and gamey, a desperate action of the shamless. I run through the town with my 45 sticking out before me as I hear that goon landing in. It taxi's around to one side. A line of troops march towards me so I stand in front and shoot every single one of the bleeders.
In the distance I see friendly Gv's 4k away so I shouts I killed the first lot of troops but little did I know vox was out. Some 110's made low passes looking for my chute as I walk up to the goon drivers window. I pulls the trigger....empty. My 10 shots were spent.
I tower out only to see the field totally de-acked with a strong cap. Not willing to be a perk point for another skilless hoardling newbie I assess the situation. Friendly Gv's inb 23's town. 22 town is flat, de-acked with time ticking by. My best guesstimate is 30 - ish min before regain if indeed the town went down in 1 go. I upped a goon from 32 (i thinks it's 32...field on the north 1 and 1/2 sectors easterly of 22) and take well over 10 min NOE through the cannons to 22's town. As I get there 2 friendlies arrive and get it flashing. I assume their porking or goon hunting. 23's friendly dar bar grows as the Bish mission faulters. On vox I state my intentions requesting not to have cons dragged to my goon. The friendlies are accommodating. All NOE sneaky like I climb the hill, park up next town and let the troops go. Sure enough I recapture 22.
My statement on 200 was thus.
"Wow that was err FUN."
"It may suprise you to know that I de-acked 22 town. Killed all your troops at 23 then recaptured 22 all on my own."
"So much for your 20 man missions."
Some rye comment came back about liking to playing on my own. A masturbation inferal I assume but isn't a 20 man missions similar except there's a circle

In closing I would assure everyone I have no intentions of making a habit of bailing over towns.
