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Offline Krusty

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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #45 on: April 10, 2009, 12:50:40 PM »
You can be 200 yards or more apart from each other on YOUR end and ramming on the OTHER end. Imagine saddling up on a con to kill him and BOOM you're in the tower.


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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #46 on: April 10, 2009, 01:02:37 PM »
Let's see. If Billy and Judy board two trains, Billy gets on one from Chicago to Memphis and Judy gets on one from
San Jaun to Miami. Who will arrive first?

A) Billy ate sushi for dinner
B) Judy was able to watch "Lil Abner"
C) Billy got a flat but got it fixed
D) Judy had chest pains



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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #47 on: April 10, 2009, 01:05:52 PM »
I for one am glad to see this topic FINALLY brought to the boards for discussion...
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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #48 on: April 10, 2009, 01:09:06 PM »
I for one am glad to see this topic FINALLY brought to the boards for discussion...

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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #49 on: April 10, 2009, 01:09:28 PM »
Let's see. If Billy and Judy board two trains, Billy gets on one from Chicago to Memphis and Judy gets on one from
San Jaun to Miami. Who will arrive first?

A) Billy ate sushi for dinner
B) Judy was able to watch "Lil Abner"
C) Billy got a flat but got it fixed
D) Judy had chest pains



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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #50 on: April 10, 2009, 01:13:10 PM »
But if they fix the collision/prediction code...
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What is there to fix?  It isn't broken so why does it need to be fixed?  What needs to be done is players educating themselves on how the collision model works.


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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #51 on: April 10, 2009, 01:24:31 PM »
Why, do you ask, did Judy have chest pains?

1) she was having a heart attack
2) she was flying and rammed some dude in a buff
3) she was choking on a McDonalds french frie
4) too much water intake



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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #52 on: April 10, 2009, 01:57:41 PM »
Why, do you ask, did Judy have chest pains?

1) she was having a heart attack
2) she was flying and rammed some dude in a buff
3) she was choking on a McDonalds french frie
4) too much water intake



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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2009, 01:59:34 PM »
I don't think it was McDonalds she was choking on :eek:
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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2009, 02:34:07 PM »
See Rule #6
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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2009, 03:45:34 PM »
Look who's choking now Ronald!


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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #56 on: April 10, 2009, 05:00:10 PM »
Don't know who spikes is this is Cajunn, And it was a white message not the orange one, and he got all three kills on me.


Sorry thought you were talking to me

Sorry Cajunn.  Was replying to two posts at the same time.  Confusing?   :rolleyes:

What I was trying to say is, the fact that there was a collision, that he collided with you at all, is immaterial in your case.  He shot you down and, coincidentally, collided with you as well.

The fact is, you were shot.  Ignore the collision. 

As I mentioned before, a collision doesn't necessarily result in "smokey" damage.  Rudder, aileron, flap.  Doesn't have to be an engine oil thing.



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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2009, 06:20:15 PM »
Generally, when I am involved in a collision I am maneuvering and don't even see the person I've collided with. The collisions I usually see happening are when I get fed up an HO a picker and he doesn't blow up first and we plow into each other.


i dont got enough perkies as it is and i like upen my lancs to kill 1 dang t 34 or wirble its fun droping 42 bombs

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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2009, 06:31:30 PM »
I'm sitting here AFK on auto-climb in a 38J. I hear a Pony coming in for a pick, I don't feel like maneuvering, so I just sit there. He purposely collides with me and as I fall to my death with basically all my parts missing, he keeps flying with all of his parts and no damage whatsoever.

Come on htc.

For the record...my DSL is connected fine and I have no lag.

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