Because the Fat Drunk Bastards have a sense of humor...

[milnko]

 

Originally posted by mason22:
<snip> "joy sticks" were "malfunctioning" <snip>...fargin "sticky buttons"...they have a mind of their own! <snip>

Funny you should mention that, my Saitek's hat switch has been messin' up fer a couple weeks, but I been livin' with it, til last night when I dug out my MS FF, (only used fer a month before I purchased my Saitek)had a hellva time gettin' used to it again, thank god I still had my CH Pro rudders attached or I'd been lost....gonna try cleaning the HAT with compressed air (actually could use Fatty, but that's hot air) and see if it helps.

<S> again! also to Drex, seems last couple nights he's been fraggin my ass.  

[mrfish]

the FDB's won fattest, ugliest target award again for sure! - i wanted to include the muskateers escadrill who put up a killer fight near hq - i don't think i have ever been on the winning end of a fight with rafbader and got a glorious proximity kill on him last night <S> lol that'll learn ya to crash near me!

[AKDejaVu]

This thread got me laughing about my last FDB encounter:

System: Kill of AKDjV awarded to SOB of the "Fat Drunk Bastards"
SOB: How'd I do that?

 

AKDejaVu

[SOB]

I was tired as hell last night when it came time to log on, but since it was squad night...  I couldn't do anything right, and I found myself an hour and a half into the night and still without a kill.  

Normally I would have logged, but I could smell Assassins in the air, and even a remote chance of getting my guns on one of 'em was incentive enough to stick around  

And so my glory did come...in the form of a committed HO pass with Milenko, both of us in Nikis (it don't get any better for a dweeb!)  I think it worked in my favor that his stick was messed up, since even with a con flying strait at me I had trouble getting proper aim.

2 hours online, 1 hour of that in a continuous furball, 3 kills.  Damn I'm good!  


SOB

[Pongo]

SOB
repeat after me.
"I will not HO Pongo when I am flying a 109"
Man that is the stealth HO. Im thinking He will-he wont-he will- he wont-he did.
Dam. Its like HOing in a C47.
Then your buddies shot my chute!
Whats with that.
Is that any way to show respect for a guy you just HOed?
They didnt know that I had my perk chute on though... 200 rounds of hispano and a long burst of 50 cal but I lived..

Since we suppied Enemy force for your squad night its only fair that you recipricate for ours tonight I think.

[SOB]

If I make it back from my Sister's while you pansies are still awake, I'll be there!  I think I'm going to have to start a whine thread about those damn chutes...those bastards are tougher than Lancasters now!    Used to be you could make a "skill" shot before they pulled the ripcord to dispense with them, but now ya gotta wait 'til they're floating and get a nice steady bead on 'em.  My chute kill % has gone down, and if things don't change soon, I may get demoted back down to Latrine Scrubber!  

[SOB]

BTW...if it was a 109 that HO'd ya, it wasn't me.  Probably El Fatso, but I may have strafed you're chute