Blonde Joke

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Blonde Joke

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'

 
 

[Treize69]

A blonde walks into the doctors office with a gunshot wound to her hand. When the doctor inevitably asks, 'How did it happen?', the girl says 'I tried to commit suicide.' When the doc asks, 'How did you shoot yourself in the hand trying to commit suicide?', she explains-

"Well, I took my boyfriends handgun and wanted to shoot myself, so I put the gun to my chest and started to squeeze the trigger- then I looked down and thought, 'No, I spent too much money on those D cups, I'm not going to ruin them now...'

"Then I put the gun under my chin and started to squeeze the trigger, then I thought, 'No, I want my funeral to be open casket, so that won't do...'

"Then I figured I'd be best to put it in my ear, but just as I started to squeeze the trigger, I thought, 'This is gonna be really loud!'" and she slapped her free hand over her other ear.

[Captfish]

Both of those are great!! 

[SirFrancis]

"Then I figured I'd be best to put it in my ear, but just as I started to squeeze the trigger, I thought, 'This is gonna be really loud!'" and she slapped her free hand over her other ear.

it took me a moment to understand....but then I got it! 

[rabbidrabbit]

it took me a moment to understand....but then I got it! 

You would not happen to be blond would you?

[SirFrancis]

You would not happen to be blond would you?

nah, just sometimes I have this "blond moment"...

[Nemisis]

Oh... I get it; nothing between her ears to hit.


3 girls die, one's a blond, ones a brunet, the other has black hair. God appears to take them to heaven but says he will tell 3 jokes that will test the purity of their sould and if they laugh at any of them, they will not go to heaven. 1/3 of the way up the stairs he told his first joke (sorry, unprintible because the basis is if they laugh at it they are unworthy of going to heaven because it is crude or unacceptable), and the black haired girl laughs and gets sent back. 2/3s of the way up he tells another joke and the brunet laughs and is sent back. At the top, he begins to tell another joke and half way through, the blond cracks up laughing. When God asks her why she is laughing, she said "because I just got the first joke!"