Do you want to fly a plane that'll give you a full chest of hair after one flight?
I don't need a plane to enhance or affirm my manhood. I do, however, require a pretty one to make up for my ugly mug, and the Spit is just the ticket.
I do love the hogs, but damn, if there's a fighter in which it's easier to kill yourself than any of the F4U-1 series, I haven't found it. She flies like a dream but will not tolerate the slightest transgression, at least down low. I've gotten better at not committing those transgressions but I still have no clue how to survive one.
(Not to mention, if HTC hadn't made taxiing unrealistically easy - not that I'm complaining - our hogs would have similar stats to the war: more planes lost in noncombat accidents than to any form of enemy action.