The entire thing is classic, however without the time to read it all (at work

) I'm gonna with so far with:
"Mark well these words, and forsaketh them not: try not yon foul manuever if thou spyest the Messerschmidt of the Apocalypse upon thy tail. For large planform wilt thou exposeth whenst thou flippeth, and huge cannon hath he, and few are the Messerschmidt visigoths who wilst not feed on newby flipturn harp seals."
From the first passage. I will henceforth call all German pilots "visigoths"
