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Offline wrongwayric

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #75 on: August 21, 2009, 10:54:08 PM »
I've always said if i ever got married and wanted to have fun naming my kids it'd be easy to do.

They'd all have just the letter "A" for there middle name. Then i'd name them things like "Run, Hop, Skip, Tag".

Did i mention my last name is Long? :rofl

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #76 on: August 22, 2009, 04:45:24 AM »
Know a gal who named her son Seven.  I think she was on drugs.

Or a big Seinfeld fan ;)

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #77 on: August 25, 2009, 09:45:04 PM »
Know a gal who named her son Seven.  I think she was on drugs.
my sister had a girl with the name Female (Fe-Mall-E) start at her company. she said when the mother was giving birth, she was so drugged up that when they said it was a girl and asked what to name her she just spelled female. and the daughter decided to keep the name.

others that are horrible as names (but funny):
toejamhead (shi-thay-a)
A$shole (ash-ole-e)
La-a (la-dash-a)

could you imagine being a teacher and seeing LA-A as a name and thinking WTF?


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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #78 on: August 25, 2009, 09:53:55 PM »
Or a big Seinfeld fan ;)

I told my Girlfriend that if we have a kid im naming him Seven....

the couch is getting uncomfortable.....


I forget what comedian did the joke but someone said Clhamydia would make a great girl's name if it wasn't an STD.

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #79 on: August 25, 2009, 09:57:04 PM »


Whatever happened to names like Audry, Veronica, Claudette, Faye, even Anne? Please stop your baby's momma from making such horrid name choices in the future.




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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #80 on: August 26, 2009, 03:07:37 AM »
I just got my youngest one's 5th grade class list.  The names being given to girls these days is atrocious! 

Whatever happened to names like Audry, Veronica, Claudette, Faye, even Anne? Please stop your baby's momma from making such horrid name choices in the future.


(for the record, mine is named Eleanor.)



Amen!

This is one of my most hated things.....

It's happening in Australia too.... imagine 'Skyler' and 'Tawler' in an Australian accent so awful it makes even me cringe.... It makes me want to stab my ears out of my head.


I have no problem with unusual names.... but they should be classic...... and SPELT CORRECTLY.
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #81 on: August 26, 2009, 08:09:26 AM »

Amen!

This is one of my most hated things.....

It's happening in Australia too.... imagine 'Skyler' and 'Tawler' in an Australian accent so awful it makes even me cringe.... It makes me want to stab my ears out of my head.


I have no problem with unusual names.... but they should be classic...... and SPELT CORRECTLY.

How culturally insensitive...

After all, whats wrong with Nokzema, Tawanda, Micheal, and Dewan?

Who's to say their "impression" of spelling is any less valid than yours? I mean, you may, in your homophobic, misogynistic, white imperialist way, think that 2+2 = 4. Their "impression" may differ.

Why be so moored to empiricity when everyone knows that airplanes fly due to the overwhelming hipness of the Bernoulli principle?

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #82 on: August 26, 2009, 08:58:49 AM »
The wife and I have been back and forth on this many times.  We know they all have to be "M" names even though tons of people tell me it's stupid for everyone to have the same first initial but I don't care, I'm gonna do it.  We already have Matt, Megan, and the dogs, Max and Milo, so there's going to be some "M" names when kids come along.  We differ on a few especially middle names. 

I'd love to have the middle name of one pronounce Shu-Theed, you can guess how that's spelled.  I just want to see the look on a Kindergarten teacher's face when they go to read that name out loud.

I was joking one day and of course was thinking about alcohol and threw out Margarita, Michelob, and then one she actually liked for a boy....Miller.  I said absolutely not, don't like that one.

One of my good buddies called just yesterday and said that they found out they were having a girl and have the name picked out.....Paisley.  First I called him a redneck because he is, I know that came from Brad Paisley.  Second, I told him Paisley was an awesome stripper name and hopefully she looked like her mom instead of her dad so she could be somewhat successful at her career.
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #83 on: August 26, 2009, 09:15:29 AM »
How culturally insensitive...

I'm Australian, it's my job.
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #84 on: August 26, 2009, 01:06:51 PM »

Amen!

This is one of my most hated things.....

It's happening in Australia too.... imagine 'Skyler' and 'Tawler' in an Australian accent so awful it makes even me cringe.... It makes me want to stab my ears out of my head.


I have no problem with unusual names.... but they should be classic...... and SPELT CORRECTLY.


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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #85 on: August 26, 2009, 02:06:36 PM »
The wife and I have been back and forth on this many times.  We know they all have to be "M" names even though tons of people tell me it's stupid for everyone to have the same first initial but I don't care, I'm gonna do it.  We already have Matt, Megan, and the dogs, Max and Milo, so there's going to be some "M" names when kids come along.  We differ on a few especially middle names. 

I'd love to have the middle name of one pronounce Shu-Theed, you can guess how that's spelled.  I just want to see the look on a Kindergarten teacher's face when they go to read that name out loud.

I was joking one day and of course was thinking about alcohol and threw out Margarita, Michelob, and then one she actually liked for a boy....Miller.  I said absolutely not, don't like that one.

One of my good buddies called just yesterday and said that they found out they were having a girl and have the name picked out.....Paisley.  First I called him a redneck because he is, I know that came from Brad Paisley.  Second, I told him Paisley was an awesome stripper name and hopefully she looked like her mom instead of her dad so she could be somewhat successful at her career.

ROFL! How's Mikhail? My girlfriend LOVES that name, but if I have a boy, his name will be Erich :D (Would have to go with Elizabeth for a daughter)

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #86 on: August 26, 2009, 02:22:05 PM »

Amen!

This is one of my most hated things.....

It's happening in Australia too.... imagine 'Skyler' and 'Tawler' in an Australian accent so awful it makes even me cringe.... It makes me want to stab my ears out of my head.


I have no problem with unusual names.... but they should be classic...... and SPELT CORRECTLY.




As he said...With an Australian accent..... It is a well known fact here on the southside of the globe....Austrailian women are beautiful....till they talk... :D

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #87 on: August 26, 2009, 02:39:58 PM »
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #88 on: August 26, 2009, 06:09:14 PM »
I grew up with a brother and sister named Seven and Sunny respectively...their last name started with S as well.
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #89 on: August 26, 2009, 07:37:13 PM »

As he said...With an Australian accent..... It is a well known fact here on the southside of the globe....Austrailian women are beautiful....till they talk... :D

The only thing worse than a thick Australian accent is a Kiwi accent, mate.

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