Irrefutable proof of global warming

[ariansworld]

LOL

[gyrene81]

so how does that explain the polar bears?

Explain what? Yes, they do crap on the ice.

[Jayhawk]

Explain what? Yes, they do crap on the ice.

Now wait a minute:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7xDp8Pq1E&feature=related

Also, notice how many "bear crapping" videos there are, wtf people!?

[Stalwart]

Heard that in the seventies. Pretty good news stories too. All the big network news agencies talked about it, brought experts in too with pretty graphs and animation. Ooh scary stuff. Glad we're going the other way. I much prefer shorts and flip flops too parkas and Sorels.

I'm sure Moray will be along soon to enlighten us on our transgressions

Yeah... It's never been about science.  It's always been about (See Rule #14).

[Shuffler]

OMG Polar Bears contributing to their own demise. Seems Polar Bears are crapping on the ice. The dark crap does not reflect the suns heat like the white ice and snow. Therefore the ice melts around the bear crap. The bears have a good food supply and their numbers are growing. If something is not done soon, the ice will all be melted and seas will rise and stink.


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[RTHolmes]

OMG Polar Bears contributing to their own demise. Seems Polar Bears are crapping on the ice. The dark crap does not reflect the suns heat like the white ice and snow. Therefore the ice melts around the bear crap. The bears have a good food supply and their numbers are growing. If something is not done soon, the ice will all be melted and seas will rise and stink.

see ... shuffler gets it

[Denholm]

floating objects (including ice and polar bears) displace their own weight in water so the whole arctic could melt without raising sea levels. duh!

in fact any polar bears which make it to dry land wont be displacing water any more so they contribute to falling sea levels too!

That was one huge contradiction (or hook).

[Hajo]

Funny.....I just saw a chart that showed within the last 10 years the earth has steadily cooled.

Go figure.  Now....someone has to yell the sky is falling again and find a way to make money and

scare the crap out of people because...THE EARTH IS COOLING!  THE EARTH IS COOLING!

(Does this mean the use of fossil fuels will go up to provide more heat and make the earth colder still?)

A conundrum indeed!

[gyrene81]

No Hajo, it just means we're all going to have to buy more cows and feed them anything that makes them fart (may become illegal in some states). They are cheaper than cars and when you're done using them to produce the green house gases needed to warm the planet up, the manure makes great garden fertilizer, the meat is good eating and the skin makes very nice winter coats.

Cattle, the poster animal for...Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

[SIK1]

Funny.....I just saw a chart that showed within the last 10 years the earth has steadily cooled.

Go figure.  Now....someone has to yell the sky is falling again and find a way to make money and

scare the crap out of people because...THE EARTH IS COOLING!  THE EARTH IS COOLING!

(Does this mean the use of fossil fuels will go up to provide more heat and make the earth colder still?)

A conundrum indeed!

We can all thank Al Gore for that. His hard work, diligence, and determination has turned this ecological disaster around.

Wonder how much money he made on it. I'm sure it wasn't enough and he is now going to fix the global cooling problem we have.

[Hajo]

Imagine being a Cattle Rancher in Texas during the 1800s.  Before rail roads were extended to Texas , Nevada etc.
Ranchers had to drive their cattle to  where the rail road had come.  Sometimes huge distances.

Imagine thousands of cattle at one time being driven north.  The Bovine flatulence would have been staggering!

Again imagine...with that amount of Bovine flatulence there must have been a traveling hole in the earths Ozone layer traveling
steadily north with the herds going to station....I wonder if entire herds vanished! 

I think I shall go to the Library tomorrow to view some old newspapers from that era and see if herds vanishing unexpectedly
for no reason made for good journalism at that time!   

[Stalwart]

I'm starting a green business right now.     Methane credits.  That's right, methane.  You can buy your credits from me, and I will see to the destruction and disposal of the methane producing animals, specifically cattle.  That's right, I'm selling credits a side of beef at a time. 

[Jayhawk]

Global warming aside, you have to admit, trying to make the world more energy efficient is good for the long term.  Either way you see it we can't sustain our current practices forever. 

This message brought to you from a left leaning moderate walking softly because he feels madly outnumbered. lol

[SIK1]

Global warming aside, you have to admit, trying to make the world more energy efficient is good for the long term.  Either way you see it we can't sustain our current practices forever. 

This message brought to you from a left leaning moderate walking softly because he feels madly outnumbered. lol

Better become even more energy efficient as population growth will far exceed any conservation being done.

[Denholm]

Global warming aside, you have to admit, trying to make the world more energy efficient is good for the long term.  Either way you see it we can't sustain our current practices forever. 

This message brought to you from a left leaning moderate walking softly because he feels madly outnumbered. lol

I have no problem supporting the movement for renewable energy (especially Solar Electricity). I do, however, have a problem with the people who think we're boiling ourselves.