Put it in the wishlist where it belongs then.
I get why you say you want one. I don't get why you won't take into consideration alternate methods that are more effective to achieve your desired goal. The best I can suggest is practice and experience.
rough wood, here's another answer/comment you seem to ignore.
Your refusal to admit that while you think your idea has merit, the over whelming response, as well as the helpful solutions suggesting ways to work around your "problem" might suggest that your idea really dosen't have merit. Had you dropped the idea instead of trying to defend an untenable position you may have come off looking like an adult.
I tried to be nice and point out to you how HT does business here. I didn't think your idea had merit but I did refrain from calling it ridiculous. While to you "newer people" HT may seem a but "gruff" to his subscribers, the rest of us know he believes he has the best interest at heart for HIS game and lively hood. If you think his handling of his subscribers is sub-par then you are free to move on.
Many people here have tried to help you out. You how ever seem to want to just jump up and down and call attention to yourself....like a 12 year old, well good luck with that.