can you imagine him lighting a barbeque?
Ask and you shall receive. This is an adaptation of one of SkyTiger's first AAR's.
The Night of Tony AAR 11-06-2009I started off Titanic Tuesday on a CharBroil Hurricane IIC Grill, soon I knew I was going to be in for a fight. It consists of three opposing burners underneath painted grills. I was one of the first into the kitchen to thaw the steaks, when the arena opened and I found myself trying to tenderize them. But this day seemed like any other day, calm winds and not a con in the sky.
I went out to my Hurricane IIC and I was trying to light the burners, when out of the corner of my eye, I observed a wave of Spitfires, about 4 or 5 approaching. I ran to get some Steak Salt and hopefully some more help, and watched the Spitfires fail at getting a hold of my steaks.
So I finally light up the Hurricane and throw the tenderized steaks on the grill. I walk away worried about a Knight vultching one of them without me being present. So I camped the grill to ward off any NOE sneak attempts. I thought about yelling to my wingman in the next yard over, but I didn't want to let the Knight in one the secret and pop up on dar.
So I turned the steaks for the first time and I got a nasty HO shot from a Niki flareup. Obviously the ground didn't maintain the Niki better and grease found it's way into the fire. I nimble performed a pirouette and saved a steak from unnecessary charring. Sometimes we get lucky and do not have to make sacrifices for the sake of the chess piece.
Now the steaks are almost finished by this point and I spot coming out of the sun a picking Tony. This Tony is bearing down on the sagging Chinet plate like Rain on a 4 day weather forecast in Monsoon Season. I perform a flat turn to turn off the burner. In doing so I caused an upsetting of more grease as my eyebrows are now singed. I was told I had the film, but by now I'm pissed. I'm pissed because I should've been able to simply grill steaks on the Hurricane, without interruption from the Tony, Niki or the Spitfires.
How is that CAP? That is only about 5 minutes of adaptation.