Some I used to have on mine-
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
Drive defensively- buy a tank.
Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh maniacally, and the world leaves you alone for a while.
Give a man to fish, and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and get rid of him for the weekend.
Some days its just not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning.
I can't come to work today, the penguins are trying to kill me again.
If you're close enough to read this, are you far enough back to swerve when I slam on the brakes?
And the one that gets the most comments, currently on the back of my Mustang-
