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Offline john9001

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #60 on: November 15, 2009, 09:37:58 PM »
"GUN CONTROL MEAN'S USING BOTH HAND'S !"

I think I'll get a bumper sticker 'APOSTROPHE MISUSE SUCKS'.

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i'm sure everyone will know what you mean.

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #61 on: November 15, 2009, 11:45:45 PM »
the easy fix for tailgaters; get a bucket of marbles and throw a handfull of them up in the air over top of your car while being tailgated. this is just for informational purposes only. :aok

Better one is drive a 40 foot belly dump on to the shoulder a little and trip the gates for a second. They think it's debris from the shoulder :lol

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #62 on: November 16, 2009, 12:02:28 PM »
Not a bumper sticker but was the name on a sail boat in Port Townsend, Washington. Printed in BIG letters upside down on the stern was the words - Don't Panic.
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #63 on: November 16, 2009, 12:34:58 PM »
I'm thinking og getting one to pit on my truck.

If you smell tire smoke, your too close.

Or

When you hear the crash you got close enough.
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #64 on: November 16, 2009, 04:38:46 PM »
went to my freinds work one day sticker on the wall read: *WORK HARDER NOT SMARTER*
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #65 on: November 17, 2009, 03:21:55 AM »
I twofrom the same guy

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-my other ride is a Y-wing-  :lol
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #66 on: November 17, 2009, 04:59:49 AM »
"keep honking I'm reloading"

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #67 on: November 18, 2009, 06:38:02 AM »
Saw one on a Jeep outside the bookstore last night-

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #68 on: November 18, 2009, 07:18:31 AM »
a guy few houses down from me has 1 note he is single.

my kid got your honor student pregnant

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2009, 10:27:34 AM »
the easy fix for tailgaters; get a bucket of marbles and throw a handfull of them up in the air over top of your car while being tailgated. this is just for informational purposes only. :aok


I used to always carry a 2 gallon water cooler when I worked on job sites, and it's amazing how 32+ ounces of water thrown out the window to splash on their windshield will slow them down.  Plus, within a few seconds, all evidence of the water is gone.   :neener:
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2009, 11:12:58 AM »
  "Annoy a Politician:
Defend the Constitution"

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #71 on: November 18, 2009, 01:11:35 PM »
  "Annoy a Politician:
Defend the Constitution"


You might get arrested for that.  :lol
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