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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #45 on: November 13, 2009, 10:33:53 PM »
Had that happen to me.  Got tailgated for about 10 miles on the interstate.  Got tired of it and hit the brakes hard.  I should have looked up cause it was a state trooper.  As soon as he dropped back some he hits the blue lights.  Guy had the nerve to ask we why I hit the brakes and told me that I was getting a ticket for reckless driving.  One of the few times I have given a cop crap.  Told him to go ahead and call his supervisor so that he could get a ticket for following to close and reckless driving.  He got in his car and left :rofl

i very rarely ever give police any crap. i did a lifetimes worth of that in my teens, and up till about 22 or so. BUT,,,,,,,,,,they are included in those that i will do it to. i don't care who it is. there's good reason to tailgate somoene....and there's no good excuse for rear-ending someone(short of catastrophic brake failure). it doesn't matter if the car in front hits his brakes for no good reason....still should be able to stop with him, or miss him.  :neener: :noid :D
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #46 on: November 14, 2009, 09:58:49 AM »
I usually just keep bumping a mile an hour off the cruise control every mile or so until they pass me, then I floor it again. Eventually they either back off or get past me and zoom away. And quite often I get to see them pulled over for speeding several miles ahead.

My favorites though are the ones that do that in the winter and then go out of control and into a ditch or snowbank almost as soon as they're past you. I usually honk and wave at them as I go by.
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #47 on: November 14, 2009, 10:22:36 AM »
Had this one on an old chevy I had

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #48 on: November 14, 2009, 12:24:30 PM »
the easy fix for tailgaters; get a bucket of marbles and throw a handfull of them up in the air over top of your car while being tailgated. this is just for informational purposes only. :aok
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #49 on: November 14, 2009, 02:06:02 PM »
Best one I ever saw was in LA about 15 years ago, and it was remarkably subtle humor for LA: "Happiness is Coming."

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #50 on: November 14, 2009, 02:41:19 PM »
Had this one on an old chevy I had

-My Other Car Is A Piece Of Crap Too --

Buddy of mine went out and bought a Porsche because he doesn't mind being up to his eyeballs in debt. His bumper sticker? (And who sticks a bumper sticker on a PORSCHE?!?) "My other car is a piece of sh**"

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #51 on: November 14, 2009, 09:05:20 PM »
Hottest woman I ever saw driving had this on her Jeep.

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #52 on: November 14, 2009, 09:28:52 PM »
Hottest woman I ever saw driving had this on her Jeep.

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #53 on: November 14, 2009, 10:39:32 PM »
Hottest woman I ever saw driving had this on her Jeep.

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I think we saw the same girl!!!! Saw her jeep in Delaware I think :headscratch:

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #54 on: November 14, 2009, 11:29:54 PM »
I saw one that said, "If it looks smaller than me, what happens after isn't my fault. It is merely instinct." It was Halloween, and the guy was dressed as the main character in Katamari Damacy. Best thing that happened that night.
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2009, 12:10:24 AM »
I saw one that said, "If it looks smaller than me, what happens after isn't my fault. It is merely instinct." It was Halloween, and the guy was dressed as the main character in Katamari Damacy. Best thing that happened that night.

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2009, 08:22:15 AM »
it's not tailgating, it's called drafting, gee don't you guys watch NASCAR?  :lol

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #58 on: November 15, 2009, 01:06:17 PM »
Best one ive seen in a while is the one in TxMoms sig   :aok
The one that says "Honk if I'm paying your mortage!" Lol, I have that one on my Xterra
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #59 on: November 15, 2009, 08:58:22 PM »
"GUN CONTROL MEAN'S USING BOTH HAND'S !"

I think I'll get a bumper sticker 'APOSTROPHE MISUSE SUCKS'.

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