Let's have a your life story topic!

[Wedge1126]

I used to dream of going into construction or logging, but these days, I just hold doors open.

[Ardy123]

i am 31 yrs old <1 wife no gf tildeath> 3 kids 2boys eldest and my daughter is the youngest. 1 male rott and 1 chiuahua/terrier mix.  i am from Elim, Alaska. i live in a 2 story igloo w flush toilet. when i get hungry i chop a hole in the ice<floor> and ice fish. town population around 315. small eh. i have a squaddy who is from here too his name is wolvrine so give him a holla when you guys see him on. i am full blodded eskimo well actually 1/16th russian. i lived in alaska all my life. grew up in a neighboring village during childhood. did well in school had a blast many gfs. way way too much lol. wife gets jealous when my ex flames say hi to me  Hehe! with sparkling eyes. google earth my village see how small it is. we natives live a subsistence lifestyle that is slowly dying. too much government involvement shutting our way of living. we hunt all sorts of animals,mammals. i hunt caribou moose walrus beluga. bears are a commomn problem here. many caught in town last summer and the other summer. dangerous for our kids yet we still let them play out as they wish, guess we are blessed to not have any attacks so far.thank god. if any of you guys are near elim gimme a holla. we have all the types of salmon here, kings silvers etc. lots of fun rod n reeling em. the temp here winter time gets to around 40 below at its coldest 105 at warmest during summer. i work for the school here <dishwasher> sucks balls. anyway thats part of my story. peace foes n friends. salute


no wait.. thats greens... 

[68ZooM]

Hi Im Zoom, i love long walks off short piers, moonlite walks during the day , driving 20 on the freeway, and what else?  oh yea i flick boogers at passing motorists 

[MajWoody]

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days...sitting on the porch with my family...singing and dancing...down in Mississippi.  - "Oh, lordy Pick a bale of cotton

[Bear76]

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days...sitting on the porch with my family...singing and dancing...down in Mississippi.  - "Oh, lordy Pick a bale of cotton

Oh,Oh....

[Ack-Ack]

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days...sitting on the porch with my family...singing and dancing...down in Mississippi.  - "Oh, lordy Pick a bale of cotton

LOL! You JERK!


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[USRanger]

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days...sitting on the porch with my family...singing and dancing...down in Mississippi.  - "Oh, lordy Pick a bale of cotton

[MajWoody]

LOL! You JERK!


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Some of them don't get it Ack Ack.     

[Shamus]

I am a motivational speaker and I live in a van down by the river.

shamus

[Ack-Ack]

Some of them don't get it Ack Ack.     

The funny thing is I was going to post the exact same line 


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[68ZooM]

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days...sitting on the porch with my family...singing and dancing...down in Mississippi.  - "Oh, lordy Pick a bale of cotton

Steve Martin..... BUT it mught receive the Skuzzy Stamp

[phatzo]

<--- Old, fat and lazy. Aces high is perfect for me

[ink]

lol life story, no you dont want to hear mine, too damn long

lets just say gotta bus load of kids, have been doing Tattoo's for 22 years,   been with the same woman for the last 16 years,(ya she is a saint for putting up with my messed up brain.)

 raised my self since around the age of 9,done 10 years locked up, have always known I would ether be famous or infamous

wish I had a dollar for every time I have heard " you are the greatest artist Ive ever met..." I would be filthy stinking  rich!!!

besides my wife and kids the one enjoyment I get in this screwed up world is AH.

  think about putting a bullet in my cranium every day, only thing that stops me is my aforementioned wife.

bout sums it up.

[SunBat]

OK, OK.  I can't hide behind the internet forever, it's time for me to let you guys know who I really am.

My name ees Inigo Monotoya, ju keel my father, prepare to die....

[Flipperk]

OK, OK.  I can't hide behind the internet forever, it's time for me to let you guys know who I really am.

My real name ees Inigo Monotoya, ju keel my father, prepare to die....

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