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Offline RedDg

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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #30 on: November 19, 2009, 08:00:25 AM »
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #31 on: November 19, 2009, 08:02:59 AM »
My vote is for either Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or Being John Malkovich. Both were brought over to watch on a hang-out night by friends of mine, and both were returned that night to keep their evil from spreading. Never even finished the latter, but forced myself to sit through the former and was actually angry by the end.

Honorable mention goes to Entrapment. Never finished watching that either.
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #32 on: November 19, 2009, 08:58:53 AM »
Only good part of Entrapment

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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #33 on: November 19, 2009, 09:21:12 AM »
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #34 on: November 19, 2009, 09:25:17 AM »
Halloween 3 Season of the Witch.   This had nothing to do with Michael Myers on a killing spree.

Master of Disguise    Dana Carvey is a great comedian but this was the wrong fim for him.

The Lady in the Water    M. Night Shamaylan's bedtime story with no twist ending.

Police Academy 6     They just went through the motions for the franchise.

Iron Eagle 2     They killed off Jason Gedrick's charcter like a noob after he made ace status in first film.



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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #35 on: November 19, 2009, 09:47:49 AM »
Only good part of Entrapment

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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #36 on: November 19, 2009, 09:53:55 AM »
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2009, 09:59:01 AM »
The Phantom, Dukes of Hazzard, (I don't care HOW hot Jessica Simpson is, the freakin' CAR was out-acting her. That, and even as cheesy as the series could be it deserved better than a movie whose idea of comedy is Bo Duke having unnatural thoughts about the General Lee) Eragon, (COMPLETE and total waste of Jeremy Irons) pretty much any SciFi Original.

And Uwe Boll deserves a lifetime achievement award for the sheer volume of crap he's put into theaters. I don't know WHY people keep paying him to make movies.
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2009, 10:00:23 AM »




A close second


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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #39 on: November 19, 2009, 10:09:04 AM »
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #40 on: November 19, 2009, 10:23:01 AM »
In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale

If anyone says another film is worse, it's because they haven't seen this!
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #41 on: November 19, 2009, 10:56:43 AM »
Friday the 13th parts 1-100000000000
pure crap
I fell asleep about 10 minutes into the first one. Not even the nudity could keep me interested.
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #42 on: November 19, 2009, 11:16:05 AM »
In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale

If anyone says another film is worse, it's because they haven't seen this!

As I said, Uwe Boll deserves a lifetime achievement award for the sheer volume of crap he puts out.
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #43 on: November 19, 2009, 11:39:40 AM »
Eragon, (COMPLETE and total waste of Jeremy Irons)

My Daughter and I read the Eragon books (all that are out now) and loved them! We were excited about the movie.  We almost walked out...such a waste of a good book.  I know I know books are always better than the movie but I was expecting a "Lord of the Rings" type movie.

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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #44 on: November 19, 2009, 11:42:00 AM »
Anything that Will Ferrell has been in...worse than being duct taped to a chair full of nails with a Sumo wrestlers used diaper in my mouth and forced to watch 24 hours of Oprah.

Close second...Phantasm 1, 2, 3, 4....  :rolleyes:
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