Twas the night before Christmas
and all through Aces High,
players are wondering
about just what to fly.
Side balancing enabled
eny looks like crap,
and the Knights have 4 bases
on the whole stinking map.
Perhaps I'll fly a zeke
or a spit sixteen,
na then I'll hear players
screaming "Perk the darn thing!"
I'll just take a jug
and boom and zoom in a fight,
can't wait to see complaining
on 200 all night!
I lift off the runway
and into the sky,
I choose the nearest base
for which direction to fly.
I get to the base
I then look around,
there are 10 spits
chasing 1 yak down!
Looks like a bunch of rednecks
fighting over a flannel,
screaming "Mine! Mine! Mine!"
over range channel.
Someone yells "High pony!"
I then look around,
he's above me saving fuel
30k off the ground.
I decide to dive
right over their base,
trying to keep all the hurries from
shooting me in the face.
I then hear "There's Santa!"
it's Hitech in that sleigh,
he just upped
on the Southwest runway.
A friendly 109
comes screaming by,
right at the runway
to get Santa to die.
I hear him scream
"I got him!" and then,
there was silence
he got discoed again.
I'm low on fuel
I head back to land,
not so much as 1 kill
giving friendlies a hand
It's time to log
and head off to bed,
I got through that sortie
without getting dead.
Big salute to the rooks
the bish and the knights,
here's to you all
and some future great fights!
