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Offline saantana

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Personalized Cockpits
« on: December 17, 2009, 11:13:48 AM »
Have you ever wondered what 80% of the cockpit gauges are really for? I have, and still do today.

Do you live with a significant other of the opposite sex who does not wish to see other members of their sex on your office/shed/bedroom/garage/classroom/dads or moms office (Wherever the computer you play on is) posing near naked in seductive positions? I do.

If you answered yes to any of the two questions above, then this idea is for you!

While in the Hangar, we select a plane and then choose the new  'Personalize Cockpit' option. Then, we browse through picture files found in 'My Pictures' and choose a spot in the cockpit, where we would 'attach' this picture too, effectively covering the area underneath.

I would certainly prefer a picture of Megan Fox in the spot where my oil gauge is in my Spitfire cockpit. Wouldn't you?


This is an amazing idea.

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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 11:25:52 AM »
I want one of those jiggly hula dancer dolls on the dash.  :banana:

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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 11:28:33 AM »
That means SAPP could actually have blenders in the cockpit, oh the humanity, poor P-3....er...B-38s, there wont be anything left!

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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2009, 12:27:10 PM »
you are wierd but i like the idea +1
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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 12:56:00 PM »
Well it's not the cockpit,but did you know you can load your fav.pic{s} onto the clipboard?

 Yup into clipboard maps,convert to bmp.?? I think and view your pic on climbouts etc.

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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 02:28:16 PM »
 :huh  You mean your cockpits dont look like this?




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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 02:38:17 PM »
 :D lol!


Fixed!  ;)
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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 03:01:33 PM »
you are wierd but i like the idea +1

One day, you'll understand  ;)
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Offline Yossarian

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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2009, 03:26:57 PM »
:huh  You mean your cockpits dont look like this?

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Can I haz your B-25? :D


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Offline Templar

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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2009, 06:46:38 PM »
+1 for the idea  :aok and +1 for Megan Fox  :O  :cheers:  :banana:  :D
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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2009, 08:40:25 PM »
Oh great, another publication spot for the Wednsday Babe.

-1 Realize that there are minors playing on this site, we don't want to deal with Fegan Mox or whoever that silicone weilding horror story on legs is (not a Christian, I just get enough of this at school, a visual element would make me want to leave).

If this came on the site, my mom would make me leave AH2, and I assume the rest of your under 18 customer base.  Also, if the stuff is there, by law you have to say that there is the possiblity of porn in the game.

On the other hand, getting rid of us squeakers wouldn't sound so bad to you, wouldn't it?

Riddle me that.

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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2009, 08:43:02 PM »
Oh great, another publication spot for the Wednsday Babe.

-1 Realize that there are minors playing on this site, we don't want to deal with Fegan Mox or whoever that silicone weilding horror story on legs is (not a Christian, I just get enough of this at school, a visual element would make me want to leave).

If this came on the site, my mom would make me leave AH2, and I assume the rest of your under 18 customer base.  Also, if the stuff is there, by law you have to say that there is the possiblity of porn in the game.

On the other hand, getting rid of us squeakers wouldn't sound so bad to you, wouldn't it?

Riddle me that.

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As silly as I think this is....

While in the Hangar, we select a plane and then choose the new  'Personalize Cockpit' option. Then, we browse through picture files found in 'My Pictures' and choose a spot in the cockpit, where we would 'attach' this picture too, effectively covering the area underneath


Also that may be the worst picture of Megan Fox not featuring her toe thumb I've seen. :bolt:

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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2009, 09:53:40 PM »
Oh great, another publication spot for the Wednsday Babe.

-1 Realize that there are minors playing on this site, we don't want to deal with Fegan Mox or whoever that silicone weilding horror story on legs is (not a Christian, I just get enough of this at school, a visual element would make me want to leave).

If this came on the site, my mom would make me leave AH2, and I assume the rest of your under 18 customer base.  Also, if the stuff is there, by law you have to say that there is the possiblity of porn in the game.

On the other hand, getting rid of us squeakers wouldn't sound so bad to you, wouldn't it?

Riddle me that.

-Penguin

The scenario you are suggesting would only be a valid argument IF and ONLY IF you chose to personalize YOUR cockpit with the material you yourself suggested.

If your not into Megan Fox, then feel free to place an image of whatever else you feel like.  ;)

And what do you care what I have in my cockpit, if you will never see it anyway? This is a free country after all!

There would be a possibility of hot women inside your cockpit if and only if you chose to put them there. I doubt that law has anything to do with it.

P.S Would your mom really make you leave if she saw a picture of Megan Fox in your cockpit? That should be categorized as child abuse!!!
« Last Edit: December 17, 2009, 10:00:28 PM by saantana »
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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2009, 01:46:13 AM »
Wow you got some strict parents and let me emphasize strict a lot on that one. My parents didn't about that stuff at all. Hell its part of growing up, your gonna have to start dealing with it eventually, might as well deal with it while playing your favorite game eh.
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Re: Personalized Cockpits
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2009, 07:33:25 AM »
you have to say that there is the possiblity of porn in the game.



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