Dee udder night Grizz wuz flyin arount in himz jet and lookin down himz nose at dee res of himz squad sayin himz was in a squad of noobz.
I says to mysef, no ma'am, NO MA'AM!!!!!! Himz is not gwonna sass me an de boyz like dat. NO MA'AM!!!
So I gots up off my chair and took my tarred out bones over to mine voodoo doll makin kit ants I whipped me up a big ole grizzlebear doll wit an amazin hunk face on himz and set himz down right next to dee doll dat I made last week for a nudder one dat does too much sassin'.
Dat one is two dolls dat looks dee same and have big ole moufs and ones black wif a big wide frowny mouf and ones white wif a big wide happy mouf and I joined dem as one and dey one doll and dey is BiPoLaR. I sets dat big ole grizzlebear doll right down dayr next to BiPoLaR and I told himz to wait for himz payment for himz sassin'.
I woked up early dat day and took mysef into dee udder room to put dee bones in ma noze and get mysef ready for a full day uv chicken bleedin' and genera voodooin' winz I looked over and seed a bead of sweat on dat grizzlebear's fohead and a little smile on himz face. I said to mysef, "NO MA'AM!!! I know what himz up to and himz not gwonna do it! NO MA'AM!!! Itz time for himz payment." Soze I picked thru my voodoo set and found me a newz paper clippin from dee 1901 Galveston hurricane and says to mysef "oooo, dat wuz a bad time fo show, dat wuz, dat'll put a good hex on himz dat will" so I tooks that newz paper clippin' in mine hand and I grabbed that grizzlebear's sole of him shoe wid it like u wood ifluff'n u wuz gwonna pick up a big ole dead gulf coast tree roach that you stomped to def wif yo foot and I peeled himz sole right off and says that'll make himz not get far it will. I
wuz right cuz a Hurricane1 smoked himz engine juss then.
Teeeeeheeeee!!!! Dat wuz a good hex it wuz it wuz. Himz mouf was sad now and himz was sweatin' bluds so I knowed I didz goodz.
I figgered that fixed himz but whiles I was sharpnin' ma teef I looked ober at dat doll agin and I seed anoder smile. I sez "NO MA'AM!!!!! NO MA'AM!!!!" I knew theyz not much time so I grabbed dee closest ting to me and throwed it at himz. It was an empty bottle of Coke Zero, it wuz, it wuz. I knocked himz arm clean off, I did I did!!!! Teeeeheeee!!! I seed himz face get sad and I sez to himz not to be sassin' and himz won't get hexed. I said it jist as matter of fact as dat. I went back to sharpin my teef and gettin dems fifty ear rings in mine ear and I forgot all bout it I did, I did.
Den I comes in here and sees that grizz haz to ditch himz hundred kilzz after a zero crash into himz and I know ma hex worked. Teeeeheeee!!!! And dee bess part is dat zero'z name wuz VOODOO!!!! Teeeeeheeeee!!!
DAT'LL TEACH ANY UV YAS TO BE SASSIN' ME!!
