"he refuses to acknowledge that he warps"
Depending on the connection he has, it's possible he doesn't see warps. I'm waay too lazy to read this whole thread, but with some Satellite connections (such as mine) I don't see people warp, unless it's them or my ping is above 2500. As with mine I'm about 1.5 seconds behind everyone else, but from me end it looks like I am on par with everyone, it's very confusing. It makes it so I can pull shots that shouldn't be possible, then other days I'm steady as possible....it's a strange beast. Then there are people who warp ridiculously and are just...well I'll stop myself there.
I'm sure if us Satellite users could get Cable we would, but as with most of us, we're in the middle of freakin' nowhere, heck the price of cable alone is tempting! Around here: Cable 45-60$ Satellite 65-85$ /month
One reason I fly MW, they have gotten use to it and let me know if it's out of control, like last night.