This squeaker means business

[uptown]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=49d_1262375682 pretty cool gun collection

[Spikes]

Lol kid's weird. Nice collection though, lotsa old guns.

[Banshee7]

Do they not teach gun safety anymore 

[LYNX]

That kid must have heard of the 50,000 coffins, the fema detention camps and the UN troops massing to impose marshal law across the USA.

I love the way he was running out of breath.   

[Latrobe]

Looks like he's prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse! 

[SirFrancis]

I love the way he was running out of breath.   

 

[Spikes]

I love the way he was running out of breath.  

Noticed that too, LOL.
 Why would you have a 'home defense' shotgun with break action.

[texasmom]

I wonder if he learned what all of those weapons were from CoD.

My squeakers love weapons very much, and can identify weapons like that too. I won't let them actually have them though. 

One of my squeakers makes weapons of every sort (rifles mostly) out of cardboard.  Sounds like it would be a little cartoonish, but they're amazing.  Each one is clearly distinguishable from the other, and each looks remarkably like the real thing.  The ones he's painted to match the real guns aren't allowed to leave the house at all, so they're not mistaken by a passerby as real.

[Spikes]

I'd love to see some pics of those Mom!

[Chalenge]

Nice collection but it hardly rises to the level of 'armed to the teeth.'

[Penguin]

For that, you would need

Main Weapons
4 x M4A1 fully automatic assault rifles with 1,000 rounds of ammo each (with maximum number of picantinny rails possible)
4 x H&K MP5's with 800 rounds of ammo each (with maximum number of picantinny rails possible)
2 x AA12 auto-shotguns with 500 rounds of ammo each
2 x Remington M700's with 300 rounds of ammo each
2 x RPG-7's with 50 rockets each
1 x Squad automatic weapon with 2,000 rounds of ammo

Sidearms

6 x Desert Eagles with 200 rounds of ammo each
4 x Bowie Knives with 3 replacement parts of every type each
2 x Entrenchment Tools with 3 replacement parts of every type each
2 x Axes with 3 replacement parts of every type each

Heavy Stationary Weapons
4 x Browning M2HB's with 2,000 rounds each
2 x 81mm mortars with 300 rounds each
1 x 37mm howitzer with 100 rounds
1 x 40mm autocannon in turret

Clothing
8 x Kevlar Helmets
8 x Sets of Dragon Skin body armor
6 x Pairs of Kneepads
6 x Pairs of Elbowpads
6 x Pairs of Work Boots
6 x Pairs of Weightlifting gloves
6 x Heavy Parkas
6 x Pairs of Snowpants

Technology
8 x "Toughbook" laptops
8 x Tactical Flashlights
8 x Red Lasers
4 x M203 grenade launchers with 200 grenades each
4 x ACOG scopes
4 x Mars Red Dot scopes

Vehicles
2 x Very Reliable Sedans with 2,000 liters of fuel each
2 x Very Reliable Trucks with 2,000 liters of fuel each
1 x Mid-Size SUV that you don't care about (for roof mounted machinegun) with 1,000 liters of fuel

Fortifications

6 x Foxholes 1' wide* 3' long* 4' deep
5 x Razor Wire fences 2,000 meters of wire each
3 x Sandbag Walls ¹/₂ meters thick
2 x Brick Walls ²/₅ meters thick
2 x Minefields 200 antipersonel mines each
2 x Anti Vehicle Trap fields with 100 traps each

That, is armed to the teeth!

-Penguin

[Spikes]

For that, you would need

Main Weapons
4 x M4A1 fully automatic assault rifles with 1,000 rounds of ammo each (with maximum number of picantinny rails possible)
4 x H&K MP5's with 800 rounds of ammo each (with maximum number of picantinny rails possible)
2 x AA12 auto-shotguns with 500 rounds of ammo each
2 x Remington M700's with 300 rounds of ammo each
2 x RPG-7's with 50 rockets each
1 x Squad automatic weapon with 2,000 rounds of ammo
Sidearms

6 x Desert Eagles with 200 rounds of ammo each
4 x Bowie Knives with 3 replacement parts of every type each
2 x Entrenchment Tools with 3 replacement parts of every type each
2 x Axes with 3 replacement parts of every type each

Heavy Stationary Weapons
4 x Browning M2HB's with 2,000 rounds each
2 x 81mm mortars with 300 rounds each
1 x 37mm howitzer with 100 rounds
1 x 40mm autocannon in turret

Clothing
8 x Kevlar Helmets
8 x Sets of Dragon Skin body armor
6 x Pairs of Kneepads
6 x Pairs of Elbowpads
6 x Pairs of Work Boots
6 x Pairs of Weightlifting gloves
6 x Heavy Parkas
6 x Pairs of Snowpants

Technology
8 x "Toughbook" laptops
4 x M203 grenade launchers
4 x ACOG scopes
4 x Mars Red Dot scopes

Pffft.
Give me a Remington 870 and I'm good.

[Simba]

Who needs all that lot? Too many years ago, this ol' biker used to carry an old-fashioned water-pistol. When threatened with imminent death at the hands of an errant idiot car-jockey, I'd avoid the mayhem then ride alongside, aim at the clot and 'let him have it', then accelerate away. The pistol was so obviously not a real one that the driver would usually be laughing - until he discovered it was loaded with diluted brake fluid . . .

Hoho, that larn't 'em.

 

[Toof]

Hehe...he has 2 Hi Points.....Can't help but think big brother/daddy/mommy left the house for an extended period of time and he decided to go all Billy Badarnold. I used to do that too, only I didn't feel the need to have the evidence documented. 

And all those guns and all those magazines...and none of em are loaded? pfft. Someone breaks in during his little video..."oh jeeze, let me put some bullets in here, come back in 5 minutes!"

Fail

[Dago]

Who needs all that lot? Too many years ago, this ol' biker used to carry an old-fashioned water-pistol. When threatened with imminent death at the hands of an errant idiot car-jockey, I'd avoid the mayhem then ride alongside, aim at the clot and 'let him have it', then accelerate away. The pistol was so obviously not a real one that the driver would usually be laughing - until he discovered it was loaded with diluted brake fluid . . .

Hoho, that larn't 'em.

 

I suppose by now they have outlawed even water pistols in the UK.