I have been following the stories and comments surrounding PewterC5, and frankly, I'm appalled. What happened to PewterC5's common sense? Unless you share my view that unlike PewterC5's insults, my own proposed social programs are not vague and undefined, there's no need for you to hear me further. He says that he can convince criminals to fill out an application form before committing a crime. Although PewterC5 surely cut that statement out of whole cloth, whenever there's an argument about his devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that he should get with the program. That should settle the argument pretty quickly. When he stated that he is a model citizen, I concluded that he was thoroughly obnoxious. Now that he claims that his demonic retinue is a respected civil-rights organization, I aver that he's crossed the line into post-rationalist neo-Hegelianism.
Because PewterC5 wasn't listening when I said this before, I'm forced to repeat myself: We've all heard PewterC5 yammer and whine about how he's being scapegoated again, the poor dear. He holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden City—sterile obstacles to progress who declare martial law, suspend elections, and round up dissidents (i.e., anyone who does not buy PewterC5's lie that my bitterness at him is merely the latent projection of libidinal energy stemming from self-induced anguish). But it gets worse than that. The tone of PewterC5's tracts is so far removed from reality I find myself questioning what color the sky must be in PewterC5's world. Perhaps PewterC5's publicity stunts are a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred, and schizophrenia, but remember that I have a New Year's resolution for him: He should pick up a book before he jumps to the superficial conclusion that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by namby-pamby dopeheads for the purpose of population reduction. A study of negligent nutcases indicates broad political and ideological agreement on the use of force combined with a set of simple tactics to achieve their immediate goal: to deny the legitimacy of those who take personal action and guide the world into an age of peace, justice, and solidarity.
PewterC5's claim that everyone and everything discriminates against him—including the writing on the bathroom stalls—is factually unsupported and politically motivated. PewterC5 is the hypostatization of ruffianism. Am I being too harsh for writing that? Maybe I am, but that's really the only way you can push a point through to PewterC5.
Everybody knows that PewterC5 wouldn't hesitate to sacrifice his most loyal slaves if it made it even slightly easier for him to marginalize and eventually even outlaw responsible critics of disdainful grizzlers, but you should consider that he would not hesitate to up the ante considerably if he felt he could benefit from doing so. I recently checked out one of his recent tracts. Oh, look; PewterC5 is again saying that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate. Raise your hand if you're surprised. Seriously, though, if PewterC5 doesn't like it here, then perhaps he should go elsewhere.
PewterC5's argument that he can bring about peace and prosperity for the whole of humanity through violence, deception, oppression, exploitation, graft, and theft is hopelessly flawed and entirely circuitous. If PewterC5 were to suck up to humorless, effrontive hell-raisers, social upheaval and violence would follow. It is therefore clear that PewterC5's inimical prevarications subject human beings to indignities. PewterC5 then blames us for that. Now there's a prizewinning example of psychological projection if I've ever seen one. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that in legal terminology, PewterC5 is guilty of suppressio veri or "concealment of truth".
