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Offline redman555

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Your weirdest dream ever?
« on: May 06, 2010, 10:04:56 AM »
HOLY COW  :O.  I had one weird dream last night.  I was driving my car in a gangster neighborhood and I stop to get gas, this guy pulls out a gun and shoots me in chest lol...  So then my dog (Abbey the pitbull) jumps out of my car, grabs him by the neck and rips his esophagus out and splits both arteries in his neck... Then she starts howling till the Ambulance gets there as the gangster is spewing blood all over the gas station and gasping for air.  Then I woke up lol.

Whats your weirdest dream? lol


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Re: Your wierdest dream ever?
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2010, 10:12:43 AM »
Thanks for sharing Bob.
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2010, 10:14:57 AM »
LOOK EVERYBODY!  I GOT MY NAME IN LIGHTS!

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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 10:16:53 AM »
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lol, your supposed to post your weirdest dream silly.  :uhoh


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Re: Your wierdest dream ever?
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 10:22:23 AM »
I do not remember my dreams, if I truly have them, aside from an occasional nightmare of terrible places i have been with people I know I am never going to see again.  



So as for the weirdest of nightmares.....  I'm walking on a beach with a past member of the IDF named Yardena.  I was young back then, thought I was in love with her.  She never would kiss/sleep with me due to my Catholic upbringing, yet we walk, holding hands.  There are dogs running amok, everywhere.... (Her reference to just about all of their enemies)

That's when a good buddy, Marine, and brother of mine, jumps out of the sand, grabs me and whispers things in my ear I will not repeat.  The words have to do with his death, which I was not around for.  I woke up shaking and found that I pissed myself.  


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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 10:43:31 AM »
hummmm, something about my wife, her friend and me.
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 10:45:00 AM »
 :lol  :aok  :lol
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 10:53:09 AM »
The other night I was mowing the lawn and got recruited to go off and fight Napoleon. It got weird when I realized I had been recruited into the infantry:uhoh

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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 10:59:09 AM »
I dont believe im about to tell this but what the heck  :rolleyes:


Being chased down a dock over a lake by a 3' tall Mr Kotter ( Welcome Back Kotter ) except this Mr Kotter was a midget Dracula. He finally cought me and i beat him off with a fish that i stole from a penguin, then poof I woke up.

Funny thing is, i had this dream when i was @ 8yrs old ( 39 now ) and i still remember it like it was last night. Crazy stuff.  Me thinks my parents might have given me a bit to much cough medicine that night   :D

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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 11:38:20 AM »
hummmm, something about my wife, her friend and me.
:rofl  I thought that was your conversation with her over coffee in the morning...  :D

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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2010, 01:31:50 PM »
I consider all dreams weird, since most of the stuff that happens in them just can't be explained, but don't you just love it when you realize you ARE dreaming!?? The laws of physics go right out the window as you can anything you want before you wake up. The bad thing is, usually when you realize you're dreaming you'll wake up in aboout 5-10 seconds.  :(

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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2010, 01:35:49 PM »
Not sure, because I don't think I've woken up yet!!

But this one I'm having right now gotta be at the top of the list!!
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2010, 02:07:09 PM »
Had sex with God while discussing world problems... Yeah, that was a wtf moment.
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2010, 02:09:47 PM »
So you're the one that did the Monkey................  It all makes sense now.  He's always using the term diehard.  I thought it was a Bruce WIllis reference.     :cheers:

Had sex with God while discussing world problems... Yeah, that was a wtf moment.
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Re: Your weirdest dream ever?
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2010, 03:25:46 PM »
Had sex with God while discussing world problems... Yeah, that was a wtf moment.
Got to ask

who had to grab their ankles?
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