Your weirdest dream ever?

[Maniac]

I remember my dreams, when i wake up, 10 mins after i wake up they are erased from my memory. Plenty of weird dreams though.

[bravoa8]

I remember dreams all the time, almost every day... and they are weird as poop...

but read this thread I posted years back about a really strange dream I had:

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,133190.0.html

wow

I remember my dreams, when i wake up, 10 mins after i wake up they are erased from my memory. Plenty of weird dreams though.

That's the way I am most of mine I can't remember.

[uptown]

I woke to find myself alone in the backseat of a old car going pretty fast down a road. No one is driving and the windows are stuffed with towels and blankets as if to stop rain coming in or something. I jump in the front seat and hit the brakes, just knowing I'm about to hit something. As I slow down, I pull slightly to the right as if to pull onto the shoulder and the ride is getting bumpy, I can tell I'm off the road now. I come to a stop and can hear people talking to each other. I remove the towels and stuff and I'm sitting at a stop light in a town. I have no idea where I am. I see a sign for the interstate and head that way. I continue pulling the blankets and towels from the windows as I drive down the interstate, only to look up to see I'm off the road again and the interstate is off in the distance. And then I woke up.  

[Penguin]

Yeah, God was the customary old guy with the white beard and robes... However he slowly morphed into a voluptuous tan woman with white hair, turned his/her back to me and went down on all four on our little white cloud...  We carried on solving world problems... He/she still spoke in "God's thundering voice" though... was weird for sure!

You know that means really fat right?

-Penguin

[Die Hard]

See Rule #6

[Penguin]

Prepare to be Skuzzified.

-Penguin

[fudgums]

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Prepare to be Skuzzified.

-Penguin

You are the one saying to use live people as target practice. 

[Penguin]

The target practice thing was a joke, and technically doesn't break any of the forum rules.

-Penguin

[fudgums]

The target practice thing was a joke, and technically doesn't break any of the forum rules.

-Penguin

yep, defiantly came across as a joke. 

[Die Hard]

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Prepare to be Skuzzified.

-Penguin

Classical art is against the rules?

[druski85]

Got something against classical art?

No, but the last time a classic nude painting was posted it was forcibly changed. As I recall someone was posting pics of their new house, which may I add was quite nice.  In said house there was a nude classical painting, which had to be edited in order to avoid the mighty lock.  Don't blame the Skuzzinator, blame our pathetically prude society.   

[Die Hard]

First time I saw a woman's breast I wasn't even one year old. I suspect that's the case with most people... I even got to suckle on it.

[Treize69]

First time I saw a woman's breast I wasn't even one year old. I suspect that's the case with most people... I even got to suckle on it.

I haven't seen one since then.

I can't get anyone to leave the lights on.

[ozrocker]

I know I've said this one before but,  I dreamt of mufflers and tailpipes.......
I woke up exhausted.

                                                    <S> Oz

[mechanic]