First collecting unemployment is not the same as being on welfare. Second he didn't say he was taking either one.
My advice, and I don't offer it as good advice, merely as not-yet-mentioned advice: Play an even more addicting online game. Yes it'll be bad at first, but you'll burn out faster and then be back to the real world. Ever try World of Warcraft? Mr. T can hack it, so can you (lol).