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Offline Nemisis

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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2010, 02:37:09 PM »
well saxman, the only reason we enjoy that is because we are men. Yadda, yadda, *more reasoning crap*. OK, I'm done being impartial....



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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2010, 03:24:39 PM »
Quote from: Saxman on July 20, 2010, 02:19:21 PM
I can think of a couple more reasons that aren't on that list:

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Hate to point it out Saxman but...a "bush diver" would consider those good reasons to not be a man.

For us old guys, those are all reasons for male frustration...and my fav's are numbers 2 and 3...  :D
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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2010, 03:28:25 PM »
This is a great thread.... I'm gonna have to watching this one.    :old:
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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2010, 04:43:45 PM »
 Ranger where I live the fourth statement doesnt apply!

 Several years ago a woman took the Goverment to court stating equal rights when she was charged for not wearing a top while cutting her grass,the charge was indicent exposure. Long story short she won and any woman can take her top off in public if she wishes too.

 Ya that first summer was interesting as many took advantage of this new ruling,however most who did this werent the "type" I'd prefer to see,if you know what I mean.

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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2010, 05:03:39 PM »
 :rofl Nice  :aok 
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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2010, 08:05:32 PM »
Quote from: morfiend on July 20, 2010, 04:43:45 PM
Ranger where I live the fourth statement doesnt apply!

 Several years ago a woman took the Goverment to court stating equal rights when she was charged for not wearing a top while cutting her grass,the charge was indicent exposure. Long story short she won and any woman can take her top off in public if she wishes too.

 Ya that first summer was interesting as many took advantage of this new ruling,however most who did this werent the "type" I'd prefer to see,if you know what I mean.

   :salute

Ummmm ick? I'm thinking 'gophers'
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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2010, 08:19:32 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on July 20, 2010, 08:05:32 PM
I'm thinking 'gophers'



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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2010, 10:06:51 PM »
A man will see this photo and not be confused....




A man doesn't see this as a problem... It's an opportunity to upgrade.



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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2010, 10:35:25 PM »
Favorite picture in Saxmans group is number 3...she looks like she just got done with an amazing night in the bedroom...

As for widewings....well your last photo doesn't look like an opportunity to upgrade...more like an opportunity to show you skill and prowess with power tools and repair ability.
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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2010, 12:12:36 AM »
I was convinced you were right before I got past Yvonne.  :aok
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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2010, 08:27:55 AM »
Quote from: Stalwart on July 21, 2010, 12:12:36 AM
I was convinced you were right before I got past Yvonne.  :aok

I know, it's hard to argue with perfection, right?
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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2010, 10:43:59 PM »
Quote from: morfiend on July 20, 2010, 04:43:45 PM
Ranger where I live the fourth statement doesnt apply!

 Several years ago a woman took the Goverment to court stating equal rights when she was charged for not wearing a top while cutting her grass,the charge was indicent exposure. Long story short she won and any woman can take her top off in public if she wishes too.

 Ya that first summer was interesting as many took advantage of this new ruling,however most who did this werent the "type" I'd prefer to see,if you know what I mean.

   :salute

With all due respect, a lot of *us* should really cover up too.
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Re: Reasons to be a man
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2010, 01:07:58 AM »
a man would be happy to have a three some with his Girlfriend and her bi-lesbo best friend....
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