sometimes you cant ignore them.....so you do what I did
many moons ago (approximately 5,840 moons....damn Im getting old) in AZ I was staying with my sister and her husband, they had a "friend" that came over every day, this guy was one of those, he has done every thing, been every where better then anyone, 4 days of listing to this guy left me in an unstable mood, he was a master mechanic he built a nova that did 190 mph, Black belt in at least 4 Martial arts, I could go on for 10 pages about this guys exploits cuz he sure did, 4 days is all it took, I had enough, he was going on about how great of a conga player he was, well it just so happens my brother in law plays Conga's and has a nice set, so I say "Dave pull out those Conga's, he does right away...lol guy cant play them at all. comes up with a few excuses, I grab him by the face and plant him in a chair, "I say time for you to go"
He looks at my Brother in law for help...

Dave's like "he is my brother, you better listen to him"
by this time I step out of the house, here he comes....he gets in a very wide stance and swings his arms around his body wildly and says to me, "kick me and i'll break your legs" I say "ya m@#@er here it comes" and snap kick him in his chest, as he goes flying backward, I chase him down, as he lands on his back I am on him, elbow and punch him in his face a few times, he grabs my lower lip...lol he has nasty fingers guys is the epitome of "dirt bag",

so I take my left thumb and sink it to the hilt in his right eye.

(no I am not making this up)
he of course lets go instantly, I say "leave and never come back"
he never did
