I am not worthy to be called a man...

[Nwbie]

Wear a glove if it ain't love
Have a very close relation who on a daily basis orders DNA tests for guys who were "just having a little fun"... and 10 months later are handed subpoenas


"that is my baby's daddy" is spoken a lot in that particular courtroom...
and then this is the next reaction from the guys


 

[1carbine]

Depends on wether she was a Jenna jameson  or nanny mcphee  though I suppose the both of them could pull off some freaky stuff in bed....

[RTHolmes]

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

[Ghosth]

I disagree Flipperk, you just proved that you may indeed be a man, a thinking animal, not just an animal.

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I disagree Flipperk, you just proved that you may indeed be a man, a thinking animal, not just an animal.

he did what was right for him.....but damn did he miss a good time

[SIK1]

Yes there is more risk, you could fail two women at one time. That would be a much worse ego blow then two a week apart, at least there would be some recovery time if a week apart.

 
BigRat