Teenager's expertise needed I fancy
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Hope I am not breaking the rules 
A teenager's expertise you say?
(if you are a hardcore wednsday babe lover, please stop reading now; this is for laughs) First one:
Lips: Stuffed like lasagna
Boobs: Not overstuffed, just right (first time in history), but why do they glow white at the ends? Is that a tan line or did they get caught in a power buffer?
Second one:
I don't like the topless shot, makes the breasts look like steaks, and not even the good kind. But the hair and make-up departament did it's homework, looks like an angel (but you know what's on her mind

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-Penguin