the two remaining bridges are crossing the river near a bend......i think i can make a single pass, and get both of them. lined up, roll, throttle back, nose down,
looking....wait for it.....waaaaiiiitttt........c rap.....no go. pull up, firewall the throttles, re-line myself, and roll right back into the dive. four rockets, two bridges right next to each other. easy. as i drop below 4,000 feet, i notice tracers. although i don't like anti-aircraft fire, i smile to myself, happy that i disturbed
the enemies sleep on this beautiful morning. i can tell that they're groggy, and not fully alert, as their fire is very inaccurate. two rapid hits of the fire button, and as i see the smoke trails clear, i lift the nose slightly, lining up the second bridge, not realizing I'm already at the firing point, i hit the firing button again, and see my last two rockets clear. rather than climb, and risk giving the anti aircraft gunners a slow big target, i go level, and firewall the throttles, and continue south along the river until i'm out of their range, then climb and turn back to confirm the last two bridges.
the last one i fired at was easily repairable. dammit. only one rocket hit it. i couldn't tell where the other one hit. the three other bridges were gone. \
they would require serious work to repair.
i headed home, happy to have hit with all but one of my rockets. as soon as i was clear of the bridge, i descended to 500 feet, as i just wanted to enjoy the scenery.
the flight home was uneventful, and although tired, i climbed to 2,000 feet at about 4 miles out. took up runway heading, slow descent, bringing myself to about 375mph, and as i crossed the runway threshold, pulled up, kicked rudder, and did a nice big fat barrel roll. boy, if louie wasn't gonna be pissed about the shrapnel, i bet he's gonna be pissed about that stunt. i had to have a little fun though. it was a good flight, i didn't have to fight another aircraft, possibly killing another person, nor did i have to blow up anything with people in it. i only had to destroy those bridges.
i was smiling as Catherines wheels chirped on the marsden mats. i taxied to the maintenance hangar, completed my shutdown check lists, shut down, and headed to the ice box that i knew louie kept stocked with pretty much anything he, his crew, or any of us would want to drink. i shoulda grabbed an ice cold beer......but i felt like an ice cold coke instead.
i was sitting there drinking it, when louie sat next to me. he took a gulp of his beer, and mentioned the boot/ass/hospital conversation again.
yea i know louie......you guys got me there and back again. ain't no one better than you guys, you know that, right? "i know" he said, and laughed as he mumbled something about not getting off the hook that easily.