jeez PJ, i bet u wish you would have reviewed some of these other offers before you jumped off the deep end. You could have joined a squad with moral fabric and a basic overall sense of decency. Instead you join a group known for unspeakable wanton violence; i've even heard some of our members (no names, sorry) kick kittens for fun. I hope you can make this adjustment. i gotta go, i just saw a cat outside....
hlbly eats "varmits". 
well ill tell ya now, you beastages had better all keep your filthy paws off my cat!!!!!!! his name is Cockroach and he is KING!!!! (i know this because he told me so.....just before he ordered me to beat the dog and bait the pigeon traps!)
and dont try to get me to fall for that line that you just wanna WOK my cat, he is an indoor cat only so dont even try your trickery on me!!!!
All you other squads who may be feeling sad that Papa picked the nasty Muppet's instead of one of you other pristine and cultured squads, DONT FEEL SAD NO MORE!!!! ill tell you that in one night of flying with him that i have discovered him to be a lowly kill-stealing bait using 6 checking when your in the tower already no good at winging wingman!!!!!!!! so dont feel sad, hell you all should be putting money into the Muppet support box because we took him and saved all of you the pain of finding out just how devious and dirty a scoundrel he really is.....its amazing just how well he fits into the Muppet mold!! he is so much a Muppet at heart it is almost impossible to remember a time that he was not counted as one upon our roster! the rotten bastage!!!
