Official Monty Python Thread

[Sonicblu]

Holy hand grenade of Antioch.............

[maddafinga]

Lucky Bastage!   cleaned up somewhat,from the life of Brian,the UFO crash...... never fails to crack me up!


   

Yeah the first time I saw that it really got to me.  It just came so out of left field and was so bizarre for a minute, and then just dumped him right back in the story like nothing happened.   I laughed until I had tears when I first saw it.  It's my favorite Python film. 

I also love the bit where he's at the window telling the crowd they don't need to follow anyone, they're all different, and the crowd responds in unison "Yes!  We're all different!"   Then one lone voice calls out from the back..."I'm not!"

And of course, " I have a vewwy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus."   That whole bit always brings me down in a fit of laughter.

Good stuff!

[Killer91]

I'm suprised this hasn't been said yet...

And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:

"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu..

"Skip a bit brother."


"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

"Amen"

[Meatwad]

I bet im not the only one that read that in the exact voice tone from the movie

[Dichotomy]

Yeah the first time I saw that it really got to me.  It just came so out of left field and was so bizarre for a minute, and then just dumped him right back in the story like nothing happened.   I laughed until I had tears when I first saw it.  It's my favorite Python film. 

I also love the bit where he's at the window telling the crowd they don't need to follow anyone, they're all different, and the crowd responds in unison "Yes!  We're all different!"   Then one lone voice calls out from the back..."I'm not!"

And of course, " I have a vewwy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus."   That whole bit always brings me down in a fit of laughter.

Good stuff!

anyone else cawe for a wittle giggle when I mention my fwiends name Biggus......

 

[Simaril]

can't help but think of the speech in the princess bride - seems to channel Monty Python:

"Mawwiage.  Mawwiage is what bwings us togethaw today.  Mawwiage,
   that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam..."

[68ZooM]

I bet im not the only one that read that in the exact voice tone from the movie

Haha nope im doing the same thing   

[Pigslilspaz]

can't help but think of the speech in the princess bride - seems to channel Monty Python:

"Mawwiage.  Mawwiage is what bwings us togethaw today.  Mawwiage,
   that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam..."

The Very Impressive Clergyman ftw


i know every line to that movie, lol

[Meatwad]

Oh your no fun anymore!

[68ZooM]

Oh your no fun anymore!

     here this will keep ya busy


Barber [Michael Palin]: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Barber: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Mounties: He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesday I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber: I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Barber: I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa!!

Mounties: He cuts down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders...and a bra?!

Barber: I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo&feature=related

[Treize69]

Sit on my- oh, hi Skuzzy.

[Dichotomy]

how the heck did I forget the lumberjack song?

[Bronk]

Bring out yer dead!!

[Simaril]

One of my favorites for sure:

"Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!"

[Dichotomy]

ya but can you sing it?