Can't spell correctly then....

Hi, I too was hit on the head very hard and had to have my brain replaced with a robot brain. I now lack the ability to decipher these complicated word codes unless they are spelled 100% correctly. As an example when somebody says "u smell like cheese", I cannot make the connection between the wording of "u" and "you" as this does not compute to my robot brain. Another great example is "your" and "you're", so when somebody says "your a bender" I now have no choice but to understand this as you are possessing "a bender" which blows my mind! Make it stop aces high please!
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I kid with you yossarian, I direct this towards the hardcore spelling nazis. You know who u are!