Have lost all faith in National Geographic

[SD67]

Here, we see the brute in the process of devouring the brains of a divorce lawyer..."

Did the zombie start from the head and work his way down or did he just start straight at the arse?

[BrownBaron]

I've lost all faith in the only 3 channels I could consistently enjoy a few years back. The Discovery and History channels have both turned to reality shows to attract viewers, and it must be working, because the shows are taking up more and more air time, with new shows in the works. NatGeo does air probably the most tolerable mix of quality and moronic programing, though they have the reputation of their publication to maintain. Unless of course they decide to drop the magazine and start up Deadliest Swamp Pawn Restoration Logger Truck Weekly.

[EskimoJoe]

I think the only channels I ever watch anymore (though very rarely) are SPEED channel (3am when they're doing Le Mans and such, also Red Bull Air Racing from time to time), BBC America (Mostly for Top Gear), and a couple of music channels that I can just have on and not really watch TV (usually some sort of soft jazzy type music).

Military and History channels have all gone to the pooper Imho, especially with the loss of Mail Cail and any sort of R. Lee Ermy

[Babalonian]

i've always wondered....zombies eat a LOT of brains......but ya never see them poop. what happens to all that brain they eat?   

Haven't you noticed everyone in Hollywood seems to think they have one less orifice as everyone else in the world?

[68ZooM]

i've always wondered....zombies eat a LOT of brains......but ya never see them poop. what happens to all that brain they eat?   

   one of life's great mysteries my friend   

[CAP1]

  one of life's great mysteries my friend   

hhmm...sounds like a job for the mythbusters. 

[ROX]

What?  Not enuf nekkid pygmies anymore for ya?

[Tupac]

What?  Not enuf nekkid pygmies anymore for ya?

No.  Idea for a history show: Lumberjack pygmies driving trucks in swamps.

[BrownBaron]

No.  Idea for a history show: Lumberjack pygmies driving trucks in swamps.

I'll be watching for it next fall.

[oneway]

Not to hijack, but I can't stand them either for the series Border Wars...

Every time they catch the illegals crossing they do the obligatory interview that is basically talking points:

"All I am trying to do is make a better life for my family"

No doubt the Nat Geo camera crew have little business cards with that printed in Spanish on them that they give to the "Victims"

Nauseating

[trax1]

Nobody poops in movies.  Well, there's that video people used to shock each other on the net, but....

Yeah that has to be the most shocking video to ever be made, at least in my opinion.

[EskimoJoe]

Nobody poops in movies.  Well, there's that video people used to shock each other on the net, but....

You obviously haven't seen Assassin in Love yet 

[IrishOne]

Austin Powers did when the Irish guy tried to strangulate him... Just saying...

theres no proof of that 

[Melvin]

I've had a National Geographic subscription since 1981. When I was a child I really enjoyed reading the tales of far-away lands and would dream of visiting them one day.

In the last 10-15 years I've noticed a severe decline in this type of article. Nowadays it seems that sensationalism and political opinion is the norm for this once great magazine. It's a shame.

<S> Melvin

P.S. The girls with the cup is one of those things that you can't un-see. (shivers)

[LeDragon]

What?  Not enuf nekkid pygmies anymore for ya?

Exactly why I cancelled my subscription 9 years ago.