Don't worry gentelmen, this is Ardy's revenge on me because he's half my age. Just ignore him and drop your depends off on his doorstep. I started a fund that in 25 years will pay a 25 year old to follow him around and make his life miserable. By that time he will wake up every morning and remember youth is wasted on the young as that 25 year old busts his chops and slips deep heat in his depends on a daily basis.
I also started another fund that will pay a gang of 13 year olds to knee cap the 25 year old in a parking lot while Ardy is watching from the drivers seat of his 12 ton Oldsmobile geriatricmobile. Then they will hand him a note that says: Sooo, hows it feel being an old fart? -older than dirt-
Ahhh old age. The power of understanding the true depths of youthful guilibility, cruelty and greed. Thats why the fund won't be hiring a 35 year old professional.