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Re: oh wow
« Reply #240 on: November 26, 2010, 02:33:18 PM »
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Oh man when I read this all I could think was You crazy Americans,

Yellville has a problem. It wants people to come to its annual Turkey Trot festival -- and yet the most spectacular event in the festival is something that the town can't talk about.

That something is the "Turkey Drop," where live wild turkeys are dropped out of a low-flying airplane that circles the two-day festival.

Turkey Trot has been celebrated on the second Friday and Saturday of October every year since 1946. It was conceived as a way to call attention to the region's abundant wild turkeys. A highlight of the festival was the "Turkey Toss," in which live wild turkeys were tossed off of the roof of the County Courthouse. In the 1960s this was replaced by the Turkey Drop.

The thinking behind the toss/drop was that most of the turkeys would escape into the wild and thereby increase the local population. The problem is that wild turkeys can't fly very well. Some of the birds would splat on the pavement. Some that landed safely ended up being chased around town.

The splattering and the chasing drew unwelcome national media attention in the 1970s and 1980s, and animal rights groups threatened legal action. Since 1990, Yellville has officially divorced itself of the Turkey Drop -- it isn't mentioned in any Turkey Trot literature -- and yet it still happens every year. The town's position is that mysterious planes just show up over the festival every October and drop turkeys (although the drop point has been moved to the south edge of town so that the pilots don't violate FAA altitude regulations). Four or five drops take place each day, with one to three turkeys per trip.

Another memorable event at the Turkey Trot is the Miss Drumsticks beauty contest, in which the winners are chosen while their faces and upper bodies are hidden.
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Re: oh wow
« Reply #241 on: November 26, 2010, 02:41:54 PM »


anyone want to work with this?  :aok
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Re: oh wow
« Reply #242 on: November 26, 2010, 02:58:38 PM »
WTF guys!? lol 

I stopped following this thread and then realized there were 200+ replies.  I gotta get into this before it dies.

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Re: oh wow
« Reply #243 on: November 26, 2010, 04:25:39 PM »
Re: Sorry if this is in the wrong place but I need help
by elkfarmer on Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:14 pm

now dicho, seems to me like you need some kind of controled fire. i hate talking about this method but as a last resort for when there is a tree that absolutely needs to be taken down. however, the ashes help the soil grow!  

i would try some sort of hi-tech pyro device. might even help you cook a few waffles while you're at it.

although, dont skuzzify this idea by doing it the wrong way, you might burn the house down  
  
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Oh my lord that's freaking classic  :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok

On another note, how nasty did that fish oil thread get!  :lol
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Re: oh wow
« Reply #244 on: November 26, 2010, 04:27:33 PM »
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anyone want to work with this?  :aok


in a couple of days if nobody else grabs it first..  :devil
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Re: oh wow
« Reply #245 on: November 26, 2010, 10:38:16 PM »
Okay if they don't smell bovine feces on my last post..  I'm going to have to change nics and adopt a new persona ;)
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Re: oh wow
« Reply #246 on: November 27, 2010, 12:18:27 AM »
How can I follow that........thinking
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Re: oh wow
« Reply #247 on: November 27, 2010, 12:24:39 AM »
*cues up the theme from Rudy*

You can do.... *scrrrrratttch*

*cues up the them from The Waterboy*

It you can do eeeeeet*


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Re: oh wow
« Reply #248 on: November 27, 2010, 12:56:00 PM »
I do believe I've been found out...  :lol

Rule #6? LMAO!!!!!
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Re: oh wow
« Reply #249 on: November 27, 2010, 01:12:57 PM »
The hand of skuzzy reaches far  :rofl

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Re: oh wow
« Reply #250 on: November 27, 2010, 03:27:14 PM »
I do believe I've been found out...  :lol

Rule #6? LMAO!!!!!

i saw that.... :rofl
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Re: oh wow
« Reply #251 on: November 27, 2010, 04:37:00 PM »
I do believe I've been found out...  :lol

Rule #6? LMAO!!!!!
youre an idiot :rolleyes: theres a reason why you leave out the names of our GAME PRODUCERS from another forum! so they dont get yelled at for our BS :rolleyes:
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Re: oh wow
« Reply #252 on: November 27, 2010, 10:04:45 PM »
Ok, I'm beginning to get approval from the moderators.  In just a few days it'll be tallyho!

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Re: oh wow
« Reply #253 on: November 28, 2010, 11:56:13 AM »
 :lol :lol

Who brought skuzzy?

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Re: oh wow
« Reply #254 on: November 28, 2010, 12:15:57 PM »
:lol :lol

Who brought skuzzy?

i think Skuzzy was smart enough to read this and go from there
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