Ahhhhhh sorry , but no. Those thousands of things your brain has to translate have to be learned in the real world. An experienced pilot in a trainer doesn't jump into a twin without training, nor does he transfer from a twin to turbine. All have their good and bad characteristics. AH WILL NOT prepare you for flying a trainer, please don't think it will, you are very mistaken. what it does help with is the terminology in relation to some aircraft instruments and such things. Most of the new trainers out there have glass cockpits, they have dispensed with the old steam gauges.
You are welcome to your opinion, of course, and please don't read any animosity into this, but your post is an example of what I was referring to - you disagree, but you do it from an "I'm a REAL pilot" ivory tower and don't offer much reasoning beyond "because."
My experience was and has been very different from yours. I recall my first "real" VFR flight vividly (who doesn't?) and I think Wooley very nicely summed up what I would have written, below. Like him, I was given a relatively larger degree of control over the airplane at a relatively accelerated pace and I was asked by my CFI, on two occasions that day, if it was really my first time. After takeoff, the only thing he took the airplane back for were touch-downs, final approaches and landing.
He wanted a constant speed? No problem. Climb to this altitude? No problem. Turn to this heading? Ok. Run a few patterns? Sure. Descend and come about to line up with the tarmac? Got it.
As has been stated, no one is suggesting that AH will allow you to properly navigate, communicate, file flight plans, manage the intricacies of the airplane's operating systems, etc, etc, but, at the end of the day, you've got a stick, a throttle and a pair of pedals in a real airplane. As I type this, I've got the same stuff around my desk.
While my desk may not pull 3G's and while I don't have to worry about tying down the speakers so they don't hit the ceiling while my cartoon airplane is inverted, I'd wager that 75% of the guys playing this game could take a single-engine trainer and keep it in the air just fine.
Totally disagree with you and as a student pilot I'm basing this on my actual experience. The first time I sat in a trainer, the only thing I didn't do in terms of actually flying the aircraft was fly short final to touch down. I was prepared to have to dial in right rudder on take off, I knew what to expect if I moved the stick in a certain way, I knew what the CFI was talking about if he mentioned roll, pitch, yaw, trim, flaps, slips, stalls etc.
Was it polished? No.
Did I know anything about the hundreds of other things necessary to be a real-life pilot like airspace, communications, engine management, weather, FAR 91.whatever etc etc? Absolutely not.
Could I have done the same thing in a more advanced aircraft? Almost certainly not.
No one's suggesting AH equips you with everything you need to be a real life pilot, but most competent AH2 pilots will be able to maneuver a real life trainer in fair weather around the sky without augering - at least until it runs out of gas.