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Offline Threeup

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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2011, 11:46:49 PM »
Dog poop is a problem we deal with on a daily basis. But is it dangerous? How much do you know? Is pet waste a health hazard?

Here are the dangerous facts:

1. Dog poop is NOT good fertilizer. It's toxic to your lawn! The high nutrient concentration in dog poop will burn and discolor the grass, creating "hot spots".

2. Nearly two decades ago, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) classified pet waste as a dangerous pollutant in the same category as toxic chemicals and oil.

3. You may not live near water, but unscooped poop from your yard is carried by overland water flow or is washed into storm drains, ending up in far away streams, rivers and ground water.

4. The U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) confirms pet waste can spread parasites including hookworms, ringworms, tapeworms and Salmonella. When infected dog poop comes into contact with your lawn, the poop will eventually "disappear", but the parasite eggs can linger for years! When a human or animal comes into contact with that soil through everyday activities like walking barefoot, gardening or playing, they risk infection from those eggs ... even years after the poop is gone.

5. Pet waste is teaming with E. Coli and other harmful bacteria including fecal coliform bacteria, which causes serious kidney disorders, intestinal illness, cramps and diarrhea in humans. (There are 23 million fecal coliform bacteria in a single gram of pet waste!)

6. Dog poop often contains roundworm larvae, which cause blindness. If a human ingests a roundworm larva, it can migrate through the body causing disease to the brain, lungs, kidneys, liver, heart or eyes. So when people (especially children) touch soil, dog toys or anything that has been in contact with dog feces and then touch their mouths, they can become infected.

Dog poop doesn't just "wash away" or disappear. So if you're not disposing of your dog's waste, you're putting yourself, your family, your dog and your water supply at risk.

And here we have a well researched and lucid response. That's what it's all about. Informed choices.


So instead of running around with bags of excrement putting not only yours and your victim, but the whole ecosystem at risk, you now know how unsafe that would have been. I imagine you're glad you raised it here and obtained direction to be cognisant of the risks involved.


No word as to how heat and flames affect the aformentioned canine excrement, but we now know enough about the inherent hazards not to pursue that line of irresponsible lunacy.

Thank you Phatz - I think you not only helped a fellow pilot, but also did your little bit to save the earth we all share - What's that I hear? A Nobel prize perhaps whispering to a Prawn? Could well be <S>.
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2011, 12:12:03 AM »
Oh, now your troll is showing.
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #47 on: January 11, 2011, 12:25:09 AM »
Yes - guilty as charged.

But someone saves you from a potential environmental catastrophe as well as more serious ramifications (did you see the bit about going blind?) and receives no thanks at all - shame on you!

Wouldn't be dead for quids! (you may have to Google that one)

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Offline sky25

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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2011, 05:09:34 AM »
Dog poop is a problem we deal with on a daily basis. But is it dangerous? How much do you know? Is pet waste a health hazard?

Here are the dangerous facts:

1. Dog poop is NOT good fertilizer. It's toxic to your lawn! The high nutrient concentration in dog poop will burn and discolor the grass, creating "hot spots".

2. Nearly two decades ago, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) classified pet waste as a dangerous pollutant in the same category as toxic chemicals and oil.

3. You may not live near water, but unscooped poop from your yard is carried by overland water flow or is washed into storm drains, ending up in far away streams, rivers and ground water.

4. The U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) confirms pet waste can spread parasites including hookworms, ringworms, tapeworms and Salmonella. When infected dog poop comes into contact with your lawn, the poop will eventually "disappear", but the parasite eggs can linger for years! When a human or animal comes into contact with that soil through everyday activities like walking barefoot, gardening or playing, they risk infection from those eggs ... even years after the poop is gone.

5. Pet waste is teaming with E. Coli and other harmful bacteria including fecal coliform bacteria, which causes serious kidney disorders, intestinal illness, cramps and diarrhea in humans. (There are 23 million fecal coliform bacteria in a single gram of pet waste!)

6. Dog poop often contains roundworm larvae, which cause blindness. If a human ingests a roundworm larva, it can migrate through the body causing disease to the brain, lungs, kidneys, liver, heart or eyes. So when people (especially children) touch soil, dog toys or anything that has been in contact with dog feces and then touch their mouths, they can become infected.

Dog poop doesn't just "wash away" or disappear. So if you're not disposing of your dog's waste, you're putting yourself, your family, your dog and your water supply at risk.

Phatzo, You must be talking about Australian dog poop. My good old American Boston Terriers poop in the yard and the Arizona sun dries it out so fast it doesnt have time to become a risk to the water supply.. But I will say that after reading your post I told both of my Boston Terriers that they were not allowed to poop anymore. I can only hope that they heed my instructions.. If I see poop in the yard again, they are packing their bags and I am sending them to Australia... :salute


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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2011, 05:13:01 AM »
lol sky get a grip jesus man seriously?

Sorry, I thought that I was providing a public service message on the pitfalls of using baby powder.. :salute


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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2011, 09:10:13 AM »
I'm gonna have to go to the store and get some of that anti ankle humping stuff
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