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Offline Jayhawk

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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2011, 11:13:37 AM »
Hmm my wife never passes out like that and even if she did and I did that, she would chop me in pieces, divorce me and then force me to clean up the mess. In that order.  :rolleyes:

Of course he did say she was drunk.

Really glad my girlfriend has a sense of humor though.  :cheers:
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2011, 02:03:35 PM »
Why did you post this?
It shows a posting of January 8 and says you joined january 8 2011. if you are in New York the temperature would have been 1 degree that day and yet you are running around in a t-shirt with a fan going, so is this an old video maybe taken through summer?

And why, if it's your girlfriend would she be sleeping on a couch instead of your bed and why is the house fully lit? Is it staged? Your account details state you only opened a Youtube account on January 8.

is this another "look at me" post?
lol I have no idea why I am even replying to this but oh well here goes nothing.
The video is not an old one it was taken on the 7th of Jan at around midnight I believe. I'm not entirely sure where you are from but here in New York we have this great thing called HEATING. How it works is you have a thermostat that you turn up or down to whatever temperature you want your house to be. So the temp outside might have been around 10 degrees but inside it's a comfy cozy 75 degrees ( I'm in shorts and a t shirt now as I type this).
As for why I would do this. My gf has been watching a show on MTV called PRANKS. They did one where they used a rubber band around the nozzle of the sprayer thingy on the kitchen sink. Well she got me with that. So this was retaliation for that. I also posted this on my FACEBOOK wall (man thats probably really gonna piss you off).
I for some reason or another thought a couple of you might derive a lil bit of enjoyment watching this and that's why I posted it.
I guess I am very fortunate to be friends with my gf and to be able to do stuff like this to one another and be able to laugh about it. I could only imagine how much life must suck being serious all the time and being incapable of letting your hair down and making a little mess to have some fun
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2011, 02:18:28 PM »
Hmm my wife never passes out like that and even if she did and I did that, she would chop me in pieces, divorce me and then force me to clean up the mess. In that order.  :rolleyes:

oh damm. thats uhh strong relationship ya got goin there :rofl
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2011, 05:55:20 PM »
Baby powder can cause breathing problems and serious lung damage when inhaled in large amounts..
From The  U.S. National Library of Medicine

Some symptoms of breathing in large amounts of Talcum Powder. ( Most baby Powder is made from Talc.)

Lungs

    * Chest pain
    * Cough
    * Difficulty breathing
    * Lung failure
    * Rapid, shallow breathing

The above is extreme, but it really isn't very safe to breath powder in in large amounts....
When you do not know how the person may react to this, It is advised not to do it...
Another Brilliant Move!! Your girlfriend could do a lot better!!

Sadly, it wasn't even close to being funny!! I must admit, the You tube powder in the hair dryer prank was funny as heck.. But this woman was awake and alert thus more able to control how much of this stuff she breathed in.. A sleeping intoxicated person could not do this..
Probably not your finest moment...Glad your not seeing my daughter...
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2011, 06:44:37 PM »
Baby powder can cause breathing problems and serious lung damage when inhaled in large amounts..
From The  U.S. National Library of Medicine

Some symptoms of breathing in large amounts of Talcum Powder. ( Most baby Powder is made from Talc.)

Lungs

    * Chest pain
    * Cough
    * Difficulty breathing
    * Lung failure
    * Rapid, shallow breathing

The above is extreme, but it really isn't very safe to breath powder in in large amounts....
When you do not know how the person may react to this, It is advised not to do it...
Another Brilliant Move!! Your girlfriend could do a lot better!!

Sadly, it wasn't even close to being funny!! I must admit, the You tube powder in the hair dryer prank was funny as heck.. But this woman was awake and alert thus more able to control how much of this stuff she breathed in.. A sleeping intoxicated person could not do this..
Probably not your finest moment...Glad your not seeing my daughter...

lol sky get a grip jesus man seriously?
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2011, 06:53:39 PM »
My wife would absolutely KILL me!!

For doing this and living to tell the tale. :salute
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2011, 08:41:10 PM »
lol sky get a grip jesus man seriously?

Once again someone has the audacity to criticise you and you come back with all the wit of a houseplant. If you're that thin skinned and defensive by nature maybe you shouldn't post any more.

Sky25 has posted what is a valid comment and you come back with "get a grip"? What you did was not a wise thing to do from several points of view - in fact just plain dumb - if something's funny it's funny - you're at the other end of the scale. And if something is raised, the least you can do is be polite about it. You must be the state distributor of bad manners.

Sky25 puts an opinion forward and your comeback belongs in a junior school playground. As for your reply to me, you know nothing about me and that's not even on the table. I'm just curious about your attention seeking behaviour and I think that putting the video up is rather strange. That was my point.

Mate- I've heard of heating in fact I've heard of fully ducted reverse cycle refrigerated air conditioning with individual set points to each room - heard of it? I've got it. Your Facebook wall is of no interest to me at all as mine shouldn't be to you. Your life is of no relevance to me as mine isn't to you apart from a curiosity as to why you need this attention.

And the "go wild" stuff? When I have fun it's a little more involved than covering my partner with talcum powder, trust me. Your fun meter needs re-calibration if you think that's living.

Anyway - time for you to think up another "look at me" thread.
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« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2011, 08:55:19 PM »
I have a huge desire to deliver some flaming bags of dog poop, but I'm sure someone will lecture me on the dangers of contact with dog excrement.
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2011, 09:21:56 PM »
Anyway - time for you to think up another "look at me" thread.

Jeeeeeez, a guy can't even try to post something he thinks is funny without getting pounced on.

No wonder only a fraction of the AH population visit these boards.
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2011, 09:23:57 PM »
I have a huge desire to deliver some flaming bags of dog poop, but I'm sure someone will lecture me on the dangers of contact with dog excrement.
You could bet a weeks pay on it.

A reeeeeeeal lot of "knowitalls" on these BBs. (myself included)
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2011, 09:25:00 PM »
The BBS Nancy's know it all  :aok
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« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2011, 10:46:28 PM »
Can't we all just get along? Gimmie a hug.


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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2011, 11:28:12 PM »
I have a huge desire to deliver some flaming bags of dog poop, but I'm sure someone will lecture me on the dangers of contact with dog excrement.
Dog poop is a problem we deal with on a daily basis. But is it dangerous? How much do you know? Is pet waste a health hazard?

Here are the dangerous facts:

1. Dog poop is NOT good fertilizer. It's toxic to your lawn! The high nutrient concentration in dog poop will burn and discolor the grass, creating "hot spots".

2. Nearly two decades ago, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) classified pet waste as a dangerous pollutant in the same category as toxic chemicals and oil.

3. You may not live near water, but unscooped poop from your yard is carried by overland water flow or is washed into storm drains, ending up in far away streams, rivers and ground water.

4. The U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) confirms pet waste can spread parasites including hookworms, ringworms, tapeworms and Salmonella. When infected dog poop comes into contact with your lawn, the poop will eventually "disappear", but the parasite eggs can linger for years! When a human or animal comes into contact with that soil through everyday activities like walking barefoot, gardening or playing, they risk infection from those eggs ... even years after the poop is gone.

5. Pet waste is teaming with E. Coli and other harmful bacteria including fecal coliform bacteria, which causes serious kidney disorders, intestinal illness, cramps and diarrhea in humans. (There are 23 million fecal coliform bacteria in a single gram of pet waste!)

6. Dog poop often contains roundworm larvae, which cause blindness. If a human ingests a roundworm larva, it can migrate through the body causing disease to the brain, lungs, kidneys, liver, heart or eyes. So when people (especially children) touch soil, dog toys or anything that has been in contact with dog feces and then touch their mouths, they can become infected.

Dog poop doesn't just "wash away" or disappear. So if you're not disposing of your dog's waste, you're putting yourself, your family, your dog and your water supply at risk.
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2011, 11:34:14 PM »
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2011, 11:35:58 PM »
Dog poop is a problem we deal with on a daily basis. But is it dangerous? How much do you know? Is pet waste a health hazard?

Here are the dangerous facts:

1. Dog poop is NOT good fertilizer. It's toxic to your lawn! The high nutrient concentration in dog poop will burn and discolor the grass, creating "hot spots".

2. Nearly two decades ago, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) classified pet waste as a dangerous pollutant in the same category as toxic chemicals and oil.

3. You may not live near water, but unscooped poop from your yard is carried by overland water flow or is washed into storm drains, ending up in far away streams, rivers and ground water.

4. The U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) confirms pet waste can spread parasites including hookworms, ringworms, tapeworms and Salmonella. When infected dog poop comes into contact with your lawn, the poop will eventually "disappear", but the parasite eggs can linger for years! When a human or animal comes into contact with that soil through everyday activities like walking barefoot, gardening or playing, they risk infection from those eggs ... even years after the poop is gone.

5. Pet waste is teaming with E. Coli and other harmful bacteria including fecal coliform bacteria, which causes serious kidney disorders, intestinal illness, cramps and diarrhea in humans. (There are 23 million fecal coliform bacteria in a single gram of pet waste!)

6. Dog poop often contains roundworm larvae, which cause blindness. If a human ingests a roundworm larva, it can migrate through the body causing disease to the brain, lungs, kidneys, liver, heart or eyes. So when people (especially children) touch soil, dog toys or anything that has been in contact with dog feces and then touch their mouths, they can become infected.

Dog poop doesn't just "wash away" or disappear. So if you're not disposing of your dog's waste, you're putting yourself, your family, your dog and your water supply at risk.

That's it, someone's getting an upper-decker.
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