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Offline Jayhawk

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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2011, 04:53:35 PM »
more blasphemy!!!!

Screw up a perfectly magical beer dispenser.

BURN HIM!!!!!

Is this better...

Wonder if you can do that with Whiskey?
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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2011, 04:53:54 PM »
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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2011, 04:55:23 PM »
Now you're talkin Jayhawk  :aok
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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2011, 05:52:23 PM »
There is too such thing as magic!!!



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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2011, 08:44:33 PM »
Inefficient. The guy takes too long to reload the machine :P

Offline trax1

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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2011, 09:12:36 PM »
That thing is awesome, I'm sure your gonna see that thing at all stadiums & sporting events, it's fast and no more head on beer.
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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2011, 11:09:21 PM »
I hate budweiser. it's a shame they branded that :(

but that is AMAZING!
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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2011, 11:42:15 PM »
That thing is awesome, I'm sure your gonna see that thing at all stadiums & sporting events, it's fast and no more head on beer.

that cuts into profits. they want to be able to hand you a plastic glass thats half foam.

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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2011, 11:56:08 PM »
A.  How much do the cups cost vs. regular plastic cups?

and

B.  How many people stick there fingers up the bottom of the cup to see how it works and lose their beer?



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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2011, 12:04:45 AM »

B.  How many people stick there fingers up the bottom of the cup to see how it works and lose their beer?



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I'm guessing that the part on the bottom that opens is gonna be too small for you to put your finger in and just push it open.
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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2011, 02:05:25 AM »
I'm guessing that the part on the bottom that opens is gonna be too small for you to put your finger in and just push it open.

but small enough for you to stick something in and open it

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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2011, 06:22:24 AM »
If you're stupid enough to do that, maybe you shouldn't be having that 4th beer, anyway.
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« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2011, 07:21:50 AM »
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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2011, 07:45:51 AM »
I know what I'm getting for my birthday  :x

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Re: AWESOME beer machine!
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2011, 08:23:52 AM »
If they would have shown ANYTHING other than Buttweiser and Butt Lite in that video I would have been sold.

I think that was just some sort of magic that the marketing dweebs from Buttweiser put out there...no such machine exists in this universe.
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