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Re: the mighty mammoth shall walk the earth again!
« Reply #90 on: January 20, 2011, 01:53:15 AM »
Bat~oh man thats to funny....as0soon as I started reading I got the picture in my head of the rib platter from flitstones lol

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« Reply #91 on: January 20, 2011, 07:59:44 AM »
I'd lay money that Rox has a great mammoth recipe :D
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Re: the mighty mammoth shall walk the earth again!
« Reply #92 on: January 20, 2011, 08:09:28 AM »
Like Dichotomy said...    "Mammoth Jerky"

mmm mmm mmm


He didn't say that.

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« Reply #93 on: January 20, 2011, 08:12:14 AM »

He didn't say that.

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Re: the mighty mammoth shall walk the earth again!
« Reply #94 on: January 20, 2011, 09:45:34 AM »
iceland/greenland/ireland can have a small population of them. thats kind of the closest we'll get to there natural climate habitat. maybe russia too.

Ireland ? ... :huh ... I take it you have never been to Ireland.

I can just see herds of Mammoths lazily roaming the Irish countryside villages amongst all the sheep  :rofl. Hey ... maybe they could domesticate them and harvest the wool. I can truly visualize herds of Mammoths with colored die spots on their sides all fenced in those stone walled fields with sheep dogs herding them to the next field or down an Irish country road.
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Re: the mighty mammoth shall walk the earth again!
« Reply #95 on: January 20, 2011, 09:46:44 AM »
Pigs are vaguely related to elephants, and mammoths! It wishfull thinking, lets wish for mammoth bacon.

The Flintstones had technology we could never dream of, there are alot fo thing we will never understand about them, such as how their feet could produce enough horse power to drive a car made mostly of rock. Their genius is sadly lost in time.

Never mind the strength of one's legs and feet to stop that rock car ... :rofl
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« Reply #96 on: January 20, 2011, 09:48:22 AM »
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« Reply #98 on: January 20, 2011, 03:14:41 PM »
Or we could vaccinate them.

With a solution of brine, Worcestershire Sauce, garlic, onions, ........

 :rofl ... absolutely brilliant !!! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
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Re: the mighty mammoth shall walk the earth again!
« Reply #99 on: January 20, 2011, 07:29:10 PM »
Man messes with nature everyday; this is just an example that the media has decided will get you excited.

This particular instance isn't likely to ever expand enough to matter.  They're not going to be released, let a lone "reintroduced" anywhere.  Best case, they end up making someone a load of money in a pay-per-view venue (zoo).

If there's a danger here, it's in what man will learn.  Or maybe, in what he already knows.

Much of your food is already genetically engineered or altered, willfully or accidentally, by man.  Look at a farm...  How much land is devoted to agriculture?  How much of what's grown is "naturally-occurring" in the form that we now see as "normal".  Ever seen a wild cornstalk?  Or tomato plant?  Does it matter that so much of the globe is covered with non-native, human-altered organisms?  Even our animals are altered.  Dogs didn't start out the way they are now...  They were created by man.  Cows, pigs, goldfish...  

Beyond that, our actions move naturally-occurring organisms into ecosystems where they don't belong.  Carp (several kinds), Zebra Mussels, pheasants, starlings, horses, to name a few.  

What about disease engineering?

There's real damage being done every second by man.  If you want to worry about something, there's plenty out there.  I wouldn't get too excited about a mammoth.  I'd be excited about what he did to learn enough to make a mammoth, or what he learns as a result.

The sick thing about it is that we all benefit as a result of this type of thing...  We're addicted to it, and couldn't stop it if we tried.

This type of "tinkering" is why my daughter didn't die from her liver problems at 2 months of age, or from her brain problems at age five.  It's why I didn't die from something as simple as a burst appendix last fall.  It's why our population has exploded.  It's why we don't die in large numbers during severe winters, or in greater numbers from the flu, or from measles.

It's not fair that they might live in captivity if they're cloned???  Seriously?  Life isn't fair.  It was never intended to be (not a religious statement, it can be read both ways).  Fairness is a human concept.  To make life fair would be going against nature.
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Re: the mighty mammoth shall walk the earth again!
« Reply #100 on: January 20, 2011, 07:40:14 PM »
Mtnman, you forgot Didymo. Zebra Mussels, Asian Carp and didymo are big here in KY. That isn't even considering things in other parts of the nation: Snakehead, Japanese Beetle, Honeysuckle, etc. I'll agree with you, we do already have problems.
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Re: the mighty mammoth shall walk the earth again!
« Reply #101 on: January 20, 2011, 07:51:23 PM »
Mtnman, you forgot Didymo. Zebra Mussels, Asian Carp and didymo are big here in KY. That isn't even considering things in other parts of the nation: Snakehead, Japanese Beetle, Honeysuckle, etc. I'll agree with you, we do already have problems.

I remembered it, and the others.  I deleted them because when I had them all listed I surpassed to 10,000 character posting limit  :D
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Re: the mighty mammoth shall walk the earth again!
« Reply #102 on: January 20, 2011, 07:52:16 PM »
Jumpin' jiminy!
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Re: the mighty mammoth shall walk the earth again!
« Reply #103 on: January 20, 2011, 07:54:52 PM »
Oops
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« Reply #104 on: January 20, 2011, 07:58:04 PM »
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