Went to the airport today
was wondering which plane to fly
found a nice blue one
controls seemed easy
, take off was smooth and i don't think anyone saw me steal the plane
, plane flew like an angel
, soon i got a radio transmission to land and i was to be arrested
, i cried
so i fly down and land
and get
, now i am in jail
thinking how dumb i was to get drunk this morning
, least i don't have the cell with the big ugly rapist, he'd keep my up all night