Went to the airport today

was wondering which plane to fly

found a nice blue one

controls seemed easy

, take off was smooth and i don't think anyone saw me steal the plane

, plane flew like an angel

, soon i got a radio transmission to land and i was to be arrested

, i cried

so i fly down and land

and get

, now i am in jail

thinking how dumb i was to get drunk this morning

, least i don't have the cell with the big ugly rapist, he'd keep my up all night
