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Offline Vinkman

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Another Vinkman 262 fail
« on: February 24, 2011, 11:22:58 AM »
Me262 are almost always and colossal failure for me, and yesterday I found way number 23 to lose a 262.  Ways 1-22 included such classics as augering while diving after bandit, trying to land with one engine and spinning it on approach, crashing into a bomber I was attacking, failing in a rope attempt, to name a few. Number twenty three went like this...

I up and start rolling a 262 at a deserted base in the hopes of flying around the empty sky for some milk running buffs.  The plane accelerates very slowly and runs down the runway for what seems like three quarters of it's considerable length. I start to wonder if I'm going to drive off the end and hit a tree. I check the air speed indicator and it's verging on 150mph, so I pull the stick back and rotate the nose up but she does not lift off the ground right away and I'm contemplating pushing the stick forward again, thinkng the anlge of attack might now help keep the plane slow, when the the rumbling stops suddenly stops. She's up! Finally. I pull the gear up and almost immediately I get a slight stall buzzer. Speed 170, I'm ok maybe just bit of forward stick to let it build some speed, I'll be fine..."SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH" I've touched back down wheels up.  The plane slides to a screeching halt with me, the pilot, sitting 1 foot to the right of the runway. Left wing on the runway, but centerline of the plane is about a foot to the right.

System: You have ditched.


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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2011, 11:40:27 AM »
If only there was some way to practice flying it that didn't cost perk points.  :headscratch:

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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2011, 11:50:43 AM »
Couple notches of flaps will go a long way...  :angel:
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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 12:26:49 PM »
Had my first ever 262 loss last night.  Dove on some NOE B-24s and proceeded to run right into one of the drones.  Augered a 163 diving on NOE Lancs earlier this month.  Maybe buffs are safer NOE than 25k.  :)
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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 12:27:46 PM »
Couple notches of flaps will go a long way...  :angel:

As does holding the brakes at the start of run-up, until the engines are at full rev.   :airplane:
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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 12:31:38 PM »
Leave the flaps up until your speed has built up then drop em...

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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 12:33:32 PM »
Me and 262's don't get along lol Then when me and Waystin fly them together its a recipe for EPIC Fail  lmao come get ma perkies
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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2011, 12:37:57 PM »
If only there was some way to practice flying it that didn't cost perk points.  :headscratch:

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they don't work offline?

or were you fishing?
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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2011, 12:49:59 PM »
they don't work offline?

or were you fishing?

Looks like he caught one.  :rofl
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2011, 01:00:35 PM »
Looks like he caught one.  :rofl
i swear, this looked like candy ...  :headscratch: ...guess it was hiding the worm...  :D
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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2011, 01:47:10 PM »
As does holding the brakes at the start of run-up, until the engines are at full rev.

yup :aok

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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2011, 01:52:29 PM »
they don't work offline?

or were you fishing?

I'm pretty sure Vinkman knows he can fly them offline and in the training arena.

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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2011, 01:58:16 PM »
I'm pretty sure Vinkman knows he can fly them offline and in the training arena.
i don't know...sometimes ya gotta wonder about vinkman...ya know he squeals when you shoot down his p-39...  :lol
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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2011, 02:15:16 PM »
I am starting a support group Vink.  Here is a picture of my most recent failed sortie in that evil jet powered contraption.  Note the nose shadow.  So very close it hurts... :cry
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Re: Another Vinkman 262 fail
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2011, 03:24:56 PM »
Those pontoons are for landing on water not the runway. :old: