A couple of nights ago, I was in a Dora practicing for the scenario over TankTown. Along comes a set of B24s to ruin the GV gangs fun so I went in a flamed a couple. Along with the 24s, an A20G comes by. After fighting Cobia and losing more times than I would like to count, I grab a little speed and engage. Immediately, I'm on this guy's six (obviously NOT cobia) and to top it all off, he's shooting at me from the tail gun. A pass or two later, the A20 explodes and so does my text buffer!

A guy by the name of "tsunami" accuses me noob warper, blah blah blah. This goes on for about five minutes, all the while I keep telling this poor soul my connection was fine and I get back how much I really suck. Well then he pulls the Score card out

"You are too a noob you liar either that or you just suck, you only have 19 kills!" I ROFL at the score reference again and then explained that I started in AW in '96 and have been playing ever since. Since I wasn't a noob, I guess that means I suck, but then I just killed you didn't I?
"You've been playing since 96 and only have 19 kills?!?!?, WOW, you REALLY suck!!!"
Parents... don't give your kids the credit card, make them go outside to play
