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Offline Tango

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Husband Down
« on: March 11, 2011, 08:14:12 PM »
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.   
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.   
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.   
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans'     he replies.   
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.   
˜  What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.   
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.' 

HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7

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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 08:16:01 PM »
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 08:18:56 PM »
 :lol :rofl :P :neener: :banana:

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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2011, 08:22:26 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 09:36:42 PM »
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2011, 10:08:45 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2011, 10:16:31 AM »
damn coffee on my monitor again...  :rofl
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2011, 02:07:46 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :aok
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2011, 02:35:58 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2011, 02:37:11 PM »
 :rofl  Nothing wrong with saving some money.....  :rofl


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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2011, 02:40:18 PM »
:rofl  Nothing wrong with saving some money.....  :rofl
Until the medical bill comes  :rofl
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Offline RoGenT

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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2011, 04:06:35 PM »
I posted that on my facebook and no one said anything. No one has sense of humor on there, only here.. I can live with that  :aok
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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2011, 04:36:41 PM »
a friend sent me it on my cell as a forward.

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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2011, 08:04:16 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: Husband Down
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2011, 08:15:56 PM »
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