A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.    
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.    
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.    
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans'     he replies.    
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. 
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.    
˜  What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.    
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. 
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'  
HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7